Best. Gay. Gift. Guide. Ever!

Two Guys and an Octopus Tee $24 from Shana Logic

T-shirts with interesting graphics are pretty much a staple of any guy's casual wardrobe. To set your fella apart from the pack, try this truly unique, eye-catching image that combines old-timey charm with ... well, tentacles.

Feasting at the Berry Bush Necktie $53 from 2Modern

A delightful pattern from one of my favorites (Deadly Squire), this necktie will make even the most hum-drum 9-to-5er look so hip it hurts. The husband-and-wife team who started the business have a great eye for whimsical, old-timey patterns... and he's from the punk band Les Savy Fav! Beat that, Hugo Boss!

Strangers With Candy: The Complete Series $45.99 from the Logoonline Shop

I know, any "boozer, user and loser" completist worth his Glint has seen every episode about 100 times. But this Trapper Keeper-swathed complete series has one ace up its sleeve that makes it worth the buy: the original PSA that started it all, "The Road Back". Yes, the brilliant, three-season Comedy Central series that brought Amy Sedaris and Stephen Colbert into the pop culture mainstream was inspired by a real woman who really did try to go back to high school after a life of debauchery. And it's amazing. Plus, a montage of all the dance sequences? Sweet!

Suggestions from Dennis Ayers

Molton Brown’s Re-Charge Black Pepper Bodywash.
I know it sounds like something you might marinate chicken in, but trust me — you want a bottle of this in your boyfriend's shower caddy. The stuff smells just plain sexy, and the effect is, um, invigorating. Buy it for the guy in your life and you both get a Christmas present. Lather up!

Molton Brown's Re-Charge Black Pepper Bodywash available for $25.00 through amazon.com.