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2008 Gay Pop Culture Wish List

American Idol has an actual honest to goodness out gay contestant

Sanjaya, Aiken, Seacrest, Cowell. What with all the Tiger Beat cuties and metrosexual posturing on display over seven seasons of American Idol, it comes as somewhat of a surprise that with seventy top ten contestants to date there hasn’t been a single openly gay Idolist among the bunch. Of course, post AI, a few former finalists have come out of the closet, including Jim Verraros and R.J. Helton. And there is almost always rampant speculation about the sexuality of at least one contestant each season. But what the show really needs is a young gay pop singer brave enough to be out and proud whilst staring down Simon Cowell.

That sort of success might help prove to other performers still lurking within the confines of the closet that being gay and successful need not be mutually exclusive. Of course, the big question hanging over an openly gay contestant is whether they would be penalized or helped by their sexuality in the telephone voting process. We’ll never know until we have an out gay American Idol finalist.

Bond. Gay Bond. Or at least a gay love interest

When Daniel Craig strutted out of the ocean wearing that little blue swimsuit in last year’s Casino Royale, gay men around the world sat up and took notice. In our Hot 100 poll last July, Craig landed at number three and most would agree that his turn as 007 was what put him there. Clearly this wasn’t our father’s James Bond. Craig seems like the perfect Bond to continue reinvigorating the franchise by bringing it into the 21st century and we can’t think of a better way than by finally giving Bond a same-sex love interest.

With twenty-one “official” James Bond films over the course of forty-five years, we find it A) appalling and B) hard to believe that the only gay male content is Wint & Kidd, the gay villains (naturally) from Diamonds are Forever (1971). So it’s well past time that Bond falls for either a fellow agent (doomed to die, of course), the unwitting gay brother of a villain who helps Bond bring down said villain, or some other gay character. Heck, Bond doesn’t even have to fall for him so much as woo him as part of the movie’s plot.

And Craig's Bond seems ideal for this having already demonstrated in Casino Royale that he isn’t your typical 007. He was moody. He was conflicted. He was vulnerable. Even better, Craig’s already played gay and even shared a same-sex kiss with Toby Jones in Infamous (2006). Clearly, Craig is the right Bond for this special assignment.

Cowboys are frequently, secretly fond of each other. So how about a gay country western star?

Despite the pervasive belief that country western music is most often the bastion of Republicans (such as the homophobic John Rich and the right-leaning Brooks & Dunn), the genre has a long history of liberal artists including Johnny Cash, The Dixie Chicks and Willie Nelson. In fact, it was Nelson who recorded and released the surprise hit “Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly Fond of Each Other" back in 2006. We think 2008 is the perfect time to further demolish the idea that the words “gay” and “country & western” are mutually exclusive by having the first out gay country western singer break into the big time.

All those tiresome rumors about Tom Cruise's sexual orientation are at last conclusively put to rest, and everyone will finally be satisfied that he's 100%.... heterosexual

Honestly, post Oprah's couch do we really want him? And hey, they can totally have Travolta too.

FAII's picture

Wait, wait, wha?

While I was reading the section about Bond, I kept thinking "Don't tell me they forgot" but lo and behold, you did. Or you just felt like it wasn't worth mentioning.

But I think that it's very important to mention that according to a blurb you guys here on AfterElton yourselves reported a few months/a year/whatever back, Daniel Craig himself has expressed an interest in a future homosexual coupling for Bond.

Highly relevant and important trivia as it shows that not only is Mr. Hottie #3 willing to play a bi/bi-for-that-special-guy agent, he wants it to happen.

Chris Williams's picture

Men make a lot of promises.

Men make a lot of promises. :-)
Michael Jensen's picture

I hate to burst your bubble

but it's almost certain Craig never said that. When writing the Bond entry, I researched that quote (as I'd done at the time) and it looks like it came from a very unreliable source that has no actual attribution. In other words, it's basically made up, something gossip sites like this one do in order to drive traffic to them. And they frequently make-up gay stuff for that very reason. If you can find a reputable source that actually a verifiable quote with a reporters name and when Craig actually said this I'd love to see it.
Mike Wong's picture

Nothing much, but...

I just recently re-watched Buffy season 4, and it was actually quite good. It was 1000x better than I remembered. While Season 4 did leave me and my friend that iffy feeling we had in my memories, the individual episodes were really quite sublime.
Metabaron's picture

Buffy Season 4 Pretty Good

I agree, Buffy Season 4 was good. It wasn't until the "Dawn" character and the last third of Season 5 that Buffy began going down hill. And Season 6 ("Once More With Feeling" notwithstanding) was a Marti Noxon designed Travesty. How could Whedon leave her in charge?! I know he was focused on his doomed "Firefly" but still, ANYONE would have been a better choice: Jane Espenson, David Fury, Jeffrey Bell, Tim Minear ANYONE! Did Whedon and Noxon have a thing together, that I'm not aware of?
David Ehrenstein's picture

Don't Forget --

Daniel Craig's turn as George Dyer, Francis Bacon's self-destructive Kray-tough boyfriend in Love is the Devil.
dkellergrl2001's picture

British indie film featuring Craig in a gay role

The film is called "Love Is The Devil: Study for a Portrait of Francis Bacon".

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119577/ In the 1960s, British painter Francis Bacon (1909-1992) surprises a burglar and invites him to share his bed. The burglar, a working class man named George Dyer, 30 years Bacon's junior, accepts. Bacon finds Dyer's amorality and innocence attractive, introducing him to his Soho pals. In their sex life, Dyer dominates, Bacon is the masochist. Dyer's bouts with depression, his drinking and pill popping, and his satanic nightmares strain the relationship, as does his pain with Bacon's casual infidelities. Bacon paints, talks with wit, and, as Dyer spins out of control, begins to find him tiresome. Could Bacon care less? Written by {jhailey@hotmail.com}

Matty's picture

I'd like to

I'd like to see...

 

-Rainbow Boys or Geography Club made into a show

-At Swim Two Boys, Common Sons, The Charioteer or Dream Boy turned into a movie

-The Dan-becomes-gay story from the books introduced onto the show Gossip Girl, as well as Chuck's bisexuality

Jacob's picture

I'd like to see new Young

I'd like to see new Young Avengers and have Hulkling and Wiccan's relationship get some major spotlight. And I'd really like to see some sort of animated queer highschool adventure story, like a Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Danny Phantom kind of thing. I've already got an idea for a transgender cheerleader werewolf (under the night of the full moon, she becomes a he!) so I guess if it doesn't show up in 2008, I hope no one else writes it before I do =P
Psionycx's picture

Call me pessimistic but...

I don't expect 2008 to be breakout year for gay representation in mass media. For starters, the writer's strike means that Hollywood already has a backlog of concepts awaiting the pen, and since movies don't make it from concept to screen in under 12 months (unless they're reaaaally tiny indies) anything that isn't in the pipe already isn't likely to make it through this year. Guess foreign films will remain the only option.

Ditto TV. High hopes for Torchwood (a UK show) aside, US TV is largely on-hold and resumption of production will likely be focused on drawing "core audiences" (i.e. not us). If Ugly Betty and Brothers & Sisters tank it's likely to be an even more dismal year.

As for sports, I expect George Bush to apologize for the Iraq War before an active gay male athlete commits professional (and possibly actual) suicide by coming out.

Brutus's picture

A Good GAY Romantic Comedy

YES! We need a really good GAY Romantic comedy that would appeal to everyone across the board. ....but PLEASE NO fag jokes or swishy fems or depressed weirdos. Being GAY should just happen to be the sexual orientation of the couple. A film without soapbox statements. NO preaching and NO stereotypes. Just a great hilarious script of two people who happen to be in love! and happen to be gay.

I love the movies but hate gay cliches. In truth my pet peeve in life is that so many contemporary filmmakers continue to harass and make cheap jokes at gay people. "Knocked Up" was not a bad flick until that chick started calling that bouncer a "FAG". There was no excuses for "Wild Hogs" and that hurtful "310 to Yuma" as well as "300". Couldn't someone connected with those films have spoken up!

I am still reeling from Betty White calling a neighbor a FAG in "Bringing Down the House" just to get a laugh.

 

Oh well.... I can dream that one day Gays and Lesbians we be treated fairly on film.

Andymmb's picture

Luke & Noah

Sorry but there is no other reason I can possibly think of for the camera panning like that during the infamous mistletoe incident during the Christmas episode. None at all. That was probably one of the most obvious signs of censorship I've seen in a while. I really WANT to believe you, ATWT when you say you haven't caved in to the conservatives but sadly, I don't. And the months and months that continue to go by without so much as an on-screen peck between the boys only makes it more and more obvious.
Mister 2's picture

My wishlist

Movies I'd love to see:A Bayard Rustin Oscar-bait biopicZanna Don't the movie musicalA less campy remake of Zorro the Gay Bladeadaptations of gay/gay-inclusive manga/anime:FAKE, a romantic comedy about a NYPD precinct mainly staffed by gay and bi menSailormoon, about intergalatic girl warriors- 2 of whom are togetherGravitation, primarily about an aspiring pop star in love with the Simon Cowell in his lifeKannazuki no Miko, giant robot battles amidst a love triangle where a boy and girl compete for the same girl. Torture to watch the first time but the end was well worth it.Cardcaptor Sakura. Tomboy and effeminate foreigner compete for an older boy whose dating the tomboy's big brother- along with some tarot cards. And the most feminine girl in this series is nuts for the tomboy Sakura. This is what an inclusive world looks like- no stereotypes, just characters who love and move on.The emergence of a gay version of Tyler Perry.Ryan not having a girlfriend in HSM's theatrical film/films. I'd hope for more but I'm not that naive.More household name outings. Big stars, character in kids stuff... either is fine, but I'll never forget the majority of Dumbledore reactions I've encountered were positive if puzzled by the fuss made. The end of Don't Ask, Don't Tell- with plenty of inclusive war movies to follow.A major sports out current player would be great.Now that Disney's Gargoyles is continuing as a comic book with 7 issues so far, I'm hoping this coming year will include Lexington (outed by his creator some years ago) getting a boyfriend,
Jacob's picture

Hold the phone

Lexington is gay? When did this happen?!?! I loved Gargoyles when I was a kid, and I bet I'd still love it now if I could find it anywhere other than Boomerang.
JBE's picture

My Own Wish List for Gay Visibility

1. It is confirmed that a new gay drama show or movie is in the works, one that shines a spotlight on a different aspect of gay life then the one QAF (US) focussed on. Not every gay man lives a big city and goes clubbing every chance they get. I like Matty's idea of making "Common Sons" into a movie, or "The Geography Club". I am tired of gays being restricted to reality shows and a few intrepid dramas and comedies.

2. A pro athlete or athletes come out of the closet. I don't think it will be football, and certainly not before the super bowl. My picks are hockey, soccer or baseball.

3. More music stars and actors confirm what everyone suspects regarding their sexual orientation (e.g. MIKA, Clay Aiken, etc.). I am not sure what they think they will lose since most of their fans have probably figured it out by now anyways.

4. The USA elects a president that is not hostile to LGBT rights. That will go a long way to increasing gay acceptance and visibility in society. If Canada can elect a Conservative Prime Minister that accepts the inevitability of gay marriage, then surely the USA cannot be too far behind.

I am afraid I don't agree with your conclusions of Tom Cruise and John Travolta and their personal lives, but I agree with you that it is a situation of "who cares and who wants them anyways".

Cheers

JBE

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Jimmyjazz's picture

GAY WISH LIST

You're right. "Wild Hogs" definitely did have some homophobia didn't it? However, the idea of James Bond having a gay plot line..even if it's part of his spy job? Too hot!! I just watched the pilot for "Cashmere Mafia"..and one of the main characters is a lesbian..just coming out...and it struck me that gay characters are becoming commonplace and kiss often!! But getting back to the MEN...tee hee! yeah! Let's see James Bond potentially get it on with another man!! After all, he's one of the most sexual characters in film history...doesn't it make sense that a worldly insatiable man like him would at least experiment once?
Hollywood Marie's picture

Gay ASL

That guy in the picture next to the American Idol judges doing the sign for "lesbian" in ASL! I might have doubted it had I not watched the latest "L Word." It's discussed all over afterellen, but I'm SURE that's what he's doing (the L diagonally by the mouth). What's the sign for "gay man"? Maybe he didn't know either, and he's silently outing himself. Or not.