Episode 4.12

THIS WEEK'S EPITAPHS:

• Lisa Kimmel Fisher: finally at peace. For now.
• Claire is hot for teacher, too cool for school, and in danger of stepping on the recapper's last nerve.
• For the original Fishers, every day above ground is a good one.

Episode 4.11

THIS WEEK'S EPITAPHS:

• Our fair Brenda: for her, the bell tolls.
• George goes underground ahead of schedule. Hallelujah!
• We remember Claire's generosity of spirit, and long for its return.

Episode 4.10

THIS WEEK'S EPITAPHS:

• Claire Fisher: She used to have a brain, but then she had an orgasm.
• Our beloved Nate: so sensitive, yet so utterly clueless.
• Hey, David: maybe the dingo ate your baby..

Episode 4.09

THIS WEEK'S EPITAPHS:

• Claire is woman — hear her roar!
• Here lies Keith and David's open relationship: buried before it went stale.
• Beloved Ruth: she rued the truth.

Episode 4.08

THIS WEEK'S EPITAPHS:

• Claire Fisher: she talked, she watched, but she didn't come.
• Rico, while you're in disgrace with fortune and Vanessa's eyes, we won't beweep your outcast state — unless gleeful cackling counts as beweeping.
• It is not the length of life, but the depth of life that matters. George is still in the kiddie pool.
• Alas, poor Joe: he knew you, Brenda. Actually, he hadn't a clue.

Episode 4.07

THIS WEEK'S EPITAPHS:

• We dig a mass grave for all the dying relationships.
• We clear a sunny space for all the burgeoning relationships.

Episode 4.06

THIS WEEK'S EPITAPHS:

• Nate Fisher: finally, he sucked it up.
• A moment of silence, please — wait, make that rejoicing — as Brenda stops trying to be normal.
• Join with me in asking George way too many questions.
• Here lies Claire: on the grass, with Edie, and a big grin on her face.

Episode 4.05

THIS WEEK'S EPITAPHS:

• Please clap your hands and do a jig on the grave of Rico's flagging storyline.
• Join with me in lamenting the fact that Brenda's mom might actually be right for once.
• Let us celebrate Claire's creativity as it claws its way up from the cold ground.
• We stare, shocked, as David dances with death.

Episode 4.04

THIS WEEK'S EPITAPHS:

• We celebrate the unleashing of Brenda's dominant demons.
• Let's take a moment to listen to the crickets chirp as Rico continues to dig his own grave.
• Please bow your heads and pray that Claire goes toward the light of lesbianism.

Episode 4.03

THIS WEEK'S EPITAPHS:

• We celebrate the bygones of Claire's boredom and the burgeoning of her bisexuality.
• We ponder the passing of Rico's sanity.
• For Nate, we shiver, and weep.
• Arthur, we hardly knew ye: go forth and stultify.

Episode 4.02

THIS WEEK'S EPITAPHS:

• Dearly beloved, we are so over Rico.
• We are gathered here today to mark the passing of Keith's pride.
• If you plug the drain, does it not bleed?
• Ashes to ashes and dust to dust: the secret to Brenda is not simple lust.

Episode 4.01

THIS WEEK'S EPITAPHS:

• Here lies Lisa, or at least most of her.
• We fondly remember Nate's marriage, such as it was.
• Let's have a moment of silence for Russell's seemingly cool cynicism.
• Arthur, your casket has been ordered.