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We cut to the Pasadena Police Station. Nora spent the night at the jail and needs Sarah to come bail her out. Sarah should bring some “No More Tangles” shampoo along with her as Sally Field looks like her hair has been teased with a rat comb.

What exactly happened to everyone last night? And why does this episode give away the ending before showing it to us? Grrr. So far, not so happy with this episode.

Cut to Ojai Foods 24 hours earlier.

Uncle Saul barges into Sarah's office. He has bad news. You might remember that Holly made a proposal that the company buy a Napa Valley vineyard. Everyone thought the purchase was a go, but another bidder has come forward. Looks like their main competitor got wind of the deal and made a counter offer. If they still want to buy the vineyard, Ojai Foods will need to pony up another four million dollars. Sarah seems relieved. Now she can finally quash this winery proposal. There's no way as President she'll sign off on making a higher bid.

Sarah: If Holly's unhappy she's welcome to go to the board and get 75% of the vote to overrule me. Ha ha, then again probably not.

Saul: It still may be a good business investment.

Sarah: No it's not. We know nothing about the winery business. And as for Holly, as long as we don't have a gold digging mistress division she's of absolutely no use to Ojai Foods or to me.

Saul isn't so sure they should be walking away from the negotiations but Tommy and Sarah seem only too happy to close the books, so he lets it go.

Cut to Senator McAllister's office. Kitty emerges from her office into the hall and almost gets hit in the face with a football.

Kitty: I thought football season was over.

McAllister: Office football has no season.

Kitty: (sarcastically) American tax dollars hard at work.

You know Kitty, I wouldn't begrudge the Senator his exercise. Not to be catty, but Lowe seems to have a bit of a spare tire hidden under that white, button-down shirt of his. He might do better keeping his jacket on. I'm just saying.

Kitty asks the Senator why she's scheduled to join him on an overnight trip to San Diego. On Valentine's Day, no less! The Senator explains that the rest of the staff was otherwise engaged, and he knew that Kitty would be free. Kitty wants to know why he made that assumption.

McAllister: I know because you're on a man diet.

Kitty: No, it's a man fast.

McAllister: Oh yes, that sounds so much better.

Kitty asks what the San Diego trip is for. The Senator tells her they need to meet with Michael Pellington, a Silicon Valley billionaire.

Senator: I'm going to be asking him for a lot of money.

Cut to Kevin's gym. He is stretching his hamstrings because, apparently, at fancy Los Angeles gyms that's all they do. Seriously, the set designers must have had a very limited budget. No Nautilus equipment in sight, no free weights. All we have to denote a gym are a bunch of stretching mats and people halfheartedly touching their toes.

But I digress. Closeted soap star Chad (Jason Lewis) and his girlfriend, Michelle are on a nearby mat. Michelle spots Kevin and, thinking Kevin and Chad are simply friends (and not the clandestine gay lovers they really are), she calls Kevin over to “come stretch with us.”

Kevin shuffles over to stretch with them. He's a regular Stretch Armstrong, that one. Michelle starts feeling him out about his romantic life. She wants to fix him up with one of her girlfriends, but Kevin quickly owns up to being gay. That doesn't faze Michelle at all. She starts thinking about guys to fix Kevin up with.

Michelle: So come on Kevin, what's your type? Big, beefy gym bunnies?

Kevin: I prefer slightly waifish,

Damn! There go my Kevin fantasies. I'm so not his type.

Anyway, Michelle says something about all the hottest guys she knows being gay – Chad excepted of course. Heh heh, little does she know. Michelle thinks she knows the perfect guy for Kevin and wants to set him up that night. Kevin reluctantly agrees. He'd rather be spending time alone with Chad, but that's not in the cards.

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