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Cut to a hotel restaurant in San Diego. The place is empty except for Kitty and Michael Pellerman. Turns out he owns the hotel (and the restaurant).

Pellerman: I will need more than your endorsement of the Senator to write the kind of check you're talking about.

Kitty: What do you want?

That's what I want to know. Pellerman is clearly more interested in Kitty than he is in the Senator.

Kitty makes a pitch for how McAllister can connect with young voters in a way that other Republican candidates cannot.

Cut to Nora and Emily getting “baked” in Emily's car. You know this is going to end in an arrest. Either that or the two old gals are going to start making out.

Nope, I guess it's going to be an arrest because a policemen taps on the window and shines a flashlight in, catching Emily and Nora with their joint. He tells them to get out of the car. It is straight to the clink for these two baked grannies.

Cut to Justin, Paige and Cooper checking out their 19 th Italian restaurant in Los Feliz. Justin is on his hunt to find Tyler and profess his love for her I guess. Never mind that she's out on a Valentine's Day date with her boyfriend. Talk about inappropriate. Couldn't he have just left her a message on her answering machine?

Justin finally finds the right restaurant and spies Tyler and her boyfriend. He drags Paige and Cooper up to the table.

Justin: Tyler, can I talk to you?

Douchebag Boyfriend: Uh No you can't. Tyler, who is this guy?

Tyler: He's a friend.

Paige: They were boyfriend girlfriend.

Douchebag Boyfriend: You know what man. Why don't you get outta here. Right now!

Justin: I'll leave when I say what I have to say. Look, I didn't come here to win you back Tyler. I hope you'll come back to me. But I'm not dumb enough to think that anyone can just win you.

Well, the douche bag boyfriend did it, so maybe she's not as discriminating as you think, Justin. I'm just saying.

Justin continues with his heartfelt spiel.

Justin: I just wanted to let you know what you mean to me. Happy Valentines, I'm sorry I ruined it but, uhm, you called me first.

Oh Justin, you ratted Tyler out in front of her boyfriend! That's sort of passive aggressive. If I were Tyler I'd be furious.

Cut to outside the restaurant moments later. Justin is bundling the kids into the car. Tyler runs out, breathless.

Tyler: Justin. Can I see you later?

Justin: Uh yeah!

Maybe they can play Chutes & Ladders with Paige and Cooper. Isn't Justin supposed to be babysitting?

Tyler: I would kiss you right now but that would be a lousy thing to do. I have to go break up first.

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