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Cut to the posh San Diego hotel where Kitty and McAllister are staying. The Senator barges into Kitty's room, presumably after her dinner date with Pellerman.

McAllister: We are celebrating! Put on your dancing shoes. I spoke with Pellerman. He's in!

Apparently Kitty's plea on McAllister's behalf swayed the billionaire and now he's willing to contribute to McAllister's campaign. Or possibly she gave him a lap dance after dessert.

Hey, don't scoff. To get early funding for the first Bush campaign, one of Karl Rove's most trusted assistants was rumored to have given a few lap dances. Why do you think they called him “Scooter” Libby? But I digress.

McAllister: I'm serious, were celebrating. Put on your dancing shoes!

Kitty: I think we better wait to cut a rug until Pellerman's check clears.

McAllister: I'm not worried about it. As long as you didn't sleep with him.

Kitty: This isn't Indecent Proposal and believe me, I am no Demi Moore.

McAllister: I always had a thing for her.

Just couldn't resist the brat pack reference, could they?

Kitty: I think you need to go. It's late and I'm tired. Good night.

McAllister: Why?

Kitty: Senator, you are running for the presidency. You can't afford any distractions right now.

McAllister: If this is a debate, don't I get a rebuttal?

Kitty: Okay what? What could you possibly say that….

Just then McAllister lunges in for a kiss. The romantic music swells but, I don't know I'm just not feeling it. I mean McAllister came in so quickly he probably split her lip with his front teeth.

The scene fades and suddenly we find ourselves back to Kitty, Kevin and Sarah's three-way call from the opening scene. What a gyp!

I guess this means we don't get to see Kevin and Scotty going at it from the night before – or any more of Kitty and the Senator. Or Justin and Tyler. And God knows what happened to Sarah and Joe. Hell, we never even saw what happened to Momma Nora in jail. Was Sally Field someone's prison bitch, I wonder? We'll never know and, as a viewer, I feel downright cheated.

We follow Kevin as he hangs up from the Walker sibling conference call and exits his bathroom. He enters the bedroom and there we see Scotty getting dressed. He is smiling to himself and has a pronounced “morning after” glow to him.

Scotty: Morning Mister.

Kevin: Morning.

Kevin's cell phone rings. It's Chad

Chad: You went home with that guy from the party didn't you?

Kevin: Is that fair?

Chad: Did you sleep with him? That's all I wanted to know.

Kevin: Uh, you don't want to know actually.

Scotty is listening in on Kevin's side of the conversation and he's piecing things together. That Scotty's a perceptive guy, and his “morning after” glow abruptly fades.

Chad: (groans) I was gonna talk to Michele. I was gonna….

Kevin: Chad…

Chad: Don't call me all right?

Chad hangs up and Kevin turns to face Scotty

Scotty: So I get it. Last night was about making someone else jealous.

Kevin: I don't know

Scotty: Well it obviously worked. You almost have to love the irony. You're right where I was with you a few months ago. Now you know how hard it is to love someone who doesn't love himself.

Uh hello! That's a stretch. Chad may be a closet case but something tells me the guy is as narcissistic as they come. Arguably he only loves himself.

Scotty: (as he exits) I feel sorry for you. Good luck Kevin.

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