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Cut to an off-leash dog trail in the Hollywood Hills. Kevin, Chad and the fat pug, Lola, are trudging uphill. Kevin is seriously out of breath and forced to listen as Chad complains about his acting career. Boring! But Kevin's putting up with it because he hopes he can get in the guy's pants.

Chad: (out of the blue) So Kev, you got a boyfriend or something?

Kevin is sort of surprised he was so easily read. He fesses up and then turns around and asks if Chad is gay.

Chad: No man. But my girlfriend's got a theory that we're all a little bit gay.
Kevin: Right. Well, I'm pretty much fully gay. So, uh, you have a girlfriend.

Chad tells him about his girlfriend Michelle who's in New York doing a play. Since he has the night free, he asks Kevin to a Lakers game.

Kevin: The basketball team?

It's pretty obvious that Kevin doesn't follow sports, but he still thinks he might be able to score with the sexually ambiguous Chad, so he agrees.

Cut to Walker Foods. Kevin is there bragging to Sarah and Tommy about his scheduled Lakers date with Chad Berry. Does Kevin ever actually practice law, or does he just wander about town bragging about his love life?

Kevin: This guy is messing with my head. In the gay column I have flirting, giving me shoes, Lola the pug. In the straight column I have girlfriend, Lakers, and use of the words “dude” and “bro”
Sarah: Maybe he's bi.
Kevin: No one's bi. Have you ever met a seventy year old bisexual? At some point you make a choice. Thus the expression, “bi now gay later.”

Uh oh! Amusing, but no doubt Brothers & Sisters will be receiving letters of complaint from bisexual senior citizens over that one.

Tommy exits – all grumpy. He has to go home and have sex with Julia again while Kevin, who doesn't even like sports, gets to go to a Lakers game.

After Tommy leaves, Sarah confides to Kevin that she's not getting much sex at home either. To spice things up she's taking Joe out to a club tonight. (I confess I'm not really riveted by this week's Joe/Sarah storyline.)

Cut to Kitty Walker's bedroom. She's in her bathrobe and Elise is there inspecting her wardrobe, which is spread out all over the bed.

Elise: (pawing through potential dresses) No. No. And definitely no!
Kitty: Oh come on, that is my favorite date dress.
Elise: No wonder you're still single.

Elise warns Kitty that she's going to have to pull out all the stops for her date tonight. She's going out with someone “dynamic” – a real “catch.”

In walks Nora. She is preparing for her own date. Her hair is in curlers, but she's already in her dress to show Elise. The black frock gets the thumbs up. The only thing about Nora's ensemble that Elise dislikes are her pearl earrings.

Nora: What's wrong with pearls?
Elise: Nothing if you want to remind your date of his grandmother.

They eventually settle on a bright red dress for Kitty and diamond earrings for Nora. Then Elise pulls out what appear to be chicken cutlets.

Elise tells them to stuff their bras with them. They can also, optionally, pad their rears.

Elise: So whaddaya say girls? Who wants to be bootylicious?

Apparently, Kitty because we cut to an elegant restaurant as she shows up in her red dress, bra stuffed, fanny padded to make an artificial badonkadonk. Kitty asks the hostess if her date has arrived.

Yep! And guess who it is? None other than Senator McAllister.

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