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Best. Gay. Week. Ever.
by Michael Jensen

A weekly column highlighting news about gay and bisexual men in pop culture.

Friday, October 7, 2005 (page 2)
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NO, THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY AN IDIOT
Out In Nashville reports that Evangelist Franklin Graham (son of Billy Graham) is as good at doublespeak as any politician. Reverend Graham says God didn't send Katrina as a judgment for New Orleans' fraternizing with queers or tolerance of "Satan worship". But, according to Graham, God does have a plan for the city's spiritual rebirth. And that plan apparently doesn't include any more gays and lesbians. Instead, Graham envisions "signs of promise as churches black and white work hand in hand to restore the city."

So Graham's all-powerful God didn't send Katrina as retribution, but it's still part of his plan, eh? If Mr. Graham's career as an evangelist doesn't pan out, I've no doubt he could find work doing public speaking for tobacco companies.

AND SALMAN RUSHDIE THOUGHT HE HAD PROBLEMS
When children's author Graham Taylor (Shadowmancer) told a group of British 12-year- olds that Harry Potter was gay, he found out that Harry was the wrong person to mess with. Reuters has the whole story, including Mr. Graham's comments that J. K. Rowling's villains were "wimps". Reports have it that teachers tried to hold back the enraged crowd of adolescent muggles, but were overwhelmed. When last seen, Mr. Graham was fleeing across the moors chased by a horde of nasty dementors.

COMING OUT-IT'S NOT JUST FOR GAY PEOPLE ANYMORE
The joys of living in a "blue" city like Seattle are many: runaway real estate prices, a Starbucks franchise in your bathroom, city government paralyzed by making sure everybody gets their say. But Seattle Post-Intelligencer columnist Susan Paynter writes about an upcoming ad campaign set to run in local papers that really does make me proud to be a Northwesterner. The ads are sponsored by the Washington-state based Pride Foundation and will feature 300 straight people "coming out" in support of equality for their GLBT friends, family members and neighbors. Participants range from those well-known to just your average Joes and Janes who want to stand up and let it be known that they won't countenance discrimination. And so far there has been nary a word of complaint about the campaign. Now if I could just afford to buy a house here.

CAN'T FIND ANYTHING GOOD TO RENT AT NETFLIX?
Then get your butt up out of your Lazy-Boy and check out a few of the upcoming GLBT Film Festivals across the country. Seattle's Lesbian and Gay Film Festival celebrates its 10th anniversary from Oct. 14-23rd. Harrisburg, PA has their 4th annual festival today through Oct. 13th. The 16th annual Tampa International Gay and Lesbian Film Festival runs now through Oct. 16th and Chicago's Reeling 2005 GLBT Film Fest is set to go Nov. 3rd to the 12th. And if you don't live near an upcoming film festival, why not start one of your own!

GAY PRIESTS? I DON'T BELIEVE IT
The San Francisco Chronicle has a lengthy article on gay playwright Terrence McNally and his new play, Crucifixion. San Francisco's New Conservatory Theater Center will present Crucifixion, which tells the story of a homicidal Jesuit priest. Perhaps he was upset by the Pope's upcoming edict banning gay men from the priesthood. (Yeah, and next they're going to keep tall guys out of the NBA.) Other characters include a weatherman, a lesbian couple, a singer, a lawyer, a few gay priests, and a Broadway composer. It turns out their lives interconnect in ways none of them ever expected. Seems to me San Fran better be careful of allowing too much stuff like this in their city, otherwise they might find themselves part of God's next plan for urban renewal.

JUST HOW GAY ARE YOU?
Here is a fun little quiz that will not only reveal your affinity for Dorothy, but will raise a little money for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS and could win you a free can of F.A.G. shave cream. Who could ask for more?

THIS IS ONE WAY TO PROVE YOUR NOT GAY. MAYBE NOT THE BEST WAY, BUT...
One of the things I most love about the internet is that little gems like this can fall into your lap when you least expect it. After watching the clip check out more stuff by The B-Squad. I don't know who these guys are or what they have planned for the future, but I sure wouldn't mind a sequel to Paul and Frank!

On a completely unrelated topic, here is another clip I mention for no particular reason.

And now I’ll shut up so you can have the BEST. GAY. WEEK. EVER.

That's it for this week! Check back next Friday for a new installment of Best. Gay. Week. Ever., or read previous installments here.

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