Nice,
Bill. Real nice. Notice he didn’t say he thought
Jack and Ennis should be shot to death. He just
thought some movie heroes might want to off them.
This man is beyond icky. So icky that I can’t
help but wonder what Walter Cronkite might do if
he happened to stumble upon O’Reilly. I think
a knee to the groin would be involved (but only
because Cronkite is anti-gun!).
JOHNNY
WEIR IS NOT THE ONLY MALE SKATER AT THE OLYMPICS.
IT JUST SEEMS THAT WAY
At the start of the Olympics, I mentioned one speed-skater
worth watching was Chad Hedrick. Boy, was I wrong.
Not only has Hedrick turned out to be a poor loser
and whiny, several readers have written in to inform
me that Hedrick is—gasp!—a Bush lovin’
Republican. This, of course, absolutely ruins his
hotness factor, taking him from a nine to a one.
So
instead, I urge you to cheer on Shani Davis, the
first African-American to win an individual gold
medal at the Winter Olympics. And Outsports.com
has pointed out that on Shani’s website, the
first link takes you to KeithBoykin.com,
the homepage of a prominent gay African-American.
This makes Shani very open-minded if nothing else.
FORGET FOOTBALLERS’
WIVES—WHAT’S WITH THE FOOTBALLERS THEMSELVES?
The internet has been burning up for weeks now with
stories about the antics of European footballers.
I’m not sure who put what in the water over
there, but those boys are definitely cut from a
different cloth than US footballers. We’re
much too refined to tell you exactly what sort of
shenanigans have been going on, but refer you to
Queerty.com
for the whole scoop.
GOING WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE
BEFORE—OR, FRANKLY, SHOULD GO
The WOW
Report is reporting that William Shatner’s
character on Boston Legal, Denny Crane
is going to have a gay arc sometime this season.
So let me get this straight: heterosexual men and
lesbians get to watch beautiful women like Lucy
Liu and Calista Flockheart take a walk on the wild
side, and we get Captain Kirk? And not young, trim
Captain Kirk, but swaddled-in-slimming-black, seventy-three
year old Captain Kirk? No fair! Yeah, I know we’ve
got Jake and Heath, so I really shouldn’t
be complaining, but still! Kirk?!?
NEPOTISM? WHAT NEPOTISM?
I’m not telling you about the new teen novel
Grand
and Humble because it was written by my
significant other, and because if I don’t
I’m going to be sleeping on the couch for
the next six months. No, I’m going to tell
you about it because it’s a terrific mystery
by Brent Hartinger, the brilliant man who gave us
the gay teen novels Geography Club and
The Order of the Poison Oak. Grand
and Humble is an enthralling mystery with a
twist you’ll never see coming! Oh, and there
is a secondary, but cool gay character, too.
Honey, would you please let go of
my arm now? It’s starting to hurt.
Now
I’ll shut up so you can have the BESTGAYWEEKEVER!
That's
it for this week! Check back next Friday for a new
installment of Best. Gay. Week. Ever., or read previous
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