SUPERNATURAL: Just when I’d accepted that Supernatural
was a mediocre show that I was only watching so I could gape in awe at the
Hottest TV Duo of All Time, it went and got really good. I’m both fascinated and
genuinely creeped out by these “angels” and the battle between heaven and hell.
And Misha Collins as the angel Castiel makes a great addition to my “Wincest” fantasies!
Misha Collins
THE
SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES: How they managed to screw up this
incredible franchise, I do not know. But screw it up, they did. Someone please pull
the plug, then give the wonderful Summer Glau her own show — and Brian Austin
Green his own sex tape.
Summer Glau (left) and Brian Austin Green
BATTLESTAR
GALACTICA: Oh, Battlestar,
we used to be so wildly in love, you and I. But lately we’ve grown apart. I
know you’ve made an effort to win me back — outing Gaeta in the webisodes was a nice gesture. So
why has it been so easy for me to quit you? Yes, you’ve done your crappy
episodes, but what show hasn’t? It’s more this creeping feeling I get that you
have no idea where you’re going with this story — that you’re just sort of
making it all up as you go along.
J.J. Abrams did this to me once before, with
this appallingly bad final season of Alias,
so maybe I’m just worried about being burned. So it’s me, okay, not you?
Anyway, let’s just say goodbye. But before we do, could I get the number of
your hot new friend, Caprica?
DOLLHOUSE: Yes, I’ve seen the “revamped” pilot for Joss Whedon series that’s
coming in February. Sadly, it just doesn’t work. I am a huge Buffy fan, and I really wanted to like this show. I also completely discounted the
negative buzz, because the network hated Firefly
too, and that turned out to be pretty damn good. But Eliza Dushku just isn’t
the sort of actor who can pull off a character who assumes a different identity
every week. My TV prognostications are notoriously unreliable, but I don’t see
how this show can last.
The cast of Dollhouse
I LOVE MY iPHONE!
My partner Michael (the editor of this site) and I spent the holidays with our friend Sarah (the founder of
AfterEllen.com and AfterElton.com). Sarah is a tad, uh, obsessive about media and
technology, so as usual, we emerged from our “vacation” with a zillion great new
ideas for AfterElton.com and a whole host of cool new gadgets that she talked
us into buying.
One of which was our new iPhones.
There are “early adapters” — those who climb on board new technology early,
setting trends, but also dealing with kinks and buying lots of devices that
never really catch on. Then there are “late adapters”, who are always late to
the techno-party, but get their technology cheaper and with fewer bugs.
Then there’s me, who still can’t bear to throw out his old cassette tapes.
Next page! Gaydar, X-Ray specs, and all a-Twitter all the time.