Best. Gay. Week. Ever. (February 06, 2009)

You know, I think I'm going to make it a personal mission to say "see me, hear me roar" at least once a day from now on.

Where he is now: Retired last year, but from his picture, could be in the running if Joe Gage ever decides to make Kansas City Trucking Co. Part Two.

Todd Jones

In 2002, NY Giants tight end (snicker) Jeremy Shockey appeared on the Howard Stern show and when asked if he ever had a gay teammate said:

"No, I mean, if I knew there was a gay guy on my college football team, I probably wouldn't, you know, stand for it. ... You know, I think, you know, they're going to be in the shower with us and stuff, so I don't think that's gonna work. That's not gonna work, you know?"

When called on it later, he gave this heartfelt apology: "Whatever i did to offend people, I apologize". Talk about taking responsibility! What a role model for today's youth, eh?

Where he is now: Traded to the New Orleans Saints and spent much of last season injured with a hernia.

Jeremy Shockey

Thick-necked wrestler Brock Lesnar showed his skull is even thicker when he let loose with this barrage in front of reporters:

"I don't like gays. Write that down in your little notebook. I don't like gays."

Well, I'm shocked. Completely shocked. That he can form actual sentences.

Where he is now: The current UFC Heavyweight champion. Still has a thick neck.

Brock Lesnar

Next page! Hardaway really hates the gays!