Best. Gay. Week. Ever. (July 03, 2009)

FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE!
Public Enemies starring Johnny Depp and Christian Bale opens on Friday. Billy Crudup stars as J. Edgar Hoover and Chandler Williams plays his lover Clyde Tolson. Alas, word is that Williams doesn't even have a single word of dialogue.

Billy Crudup as J. Edgar Hoover

Friday night telly sees the return of Degrassi: The Next Generation while Jeffrey and Cole serve up another of their comedic dishes over on Logo. 

Prince Jack seems to have come to terms with his sexuality on Kings, but he still might end up married to a woman. I guess we'll have to see what happens on Saturday night. 

True Blood is a repeat on Sunday night but The Next Food Network Star has a new outing. 

Kathy Griffin leads off Monday's line-up with guest star Betty White. Methinks Kathy's hot streak is going to continue and I can't wait to hear what comes out of Betty's mouth.

The impish Betty White...

Also on Monday is Weeds, Nurse Jackie, The Secret Life of the American Teenager and a new episode of The Closer. It'll be interesting to see if we learn anything more about the gay coroner. And Raising the Bar promises an interesting dinner between Charlie Sagansky and Judge Farnsworth. 

Tuesday is the season finale of Beautiful People and I think it's my favorite so far. 

Wednesday is a new episode of I Survived a Japanese Game Show as well as The Real World: Cancun. Here's hoping it's better than this week's. 

And for those of you lucky enogh to live in the U.K., you get to watch Torchwood: Children of Earth starting on Monday. Bet you think you're something special, don't you? Well, we're not jealous here in the states because we get to watch ... um ... well ... okay, fine, we hate you! There I said it!

We will be posting short recaps the day after each episode so folks lucky enough to have seen (or desperate enough to discuss even without seeing!) can geek out on what goes down. We do ask that you don't give anything away in your subject lines when commenting! And for those Yanks who need a Torchwood fix, why not check out some radio plays!

Of course, if something did happen that kept Torchwood from airing before we get to see it in the States,  that would be such a shame...

Note, I'm not saying I want something bad to happen. Just that it might be karma at work if it does.

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