Best. Gay. Week. Ever. (July 25, 2008)

THE MEN OF SWINGTOWN! continued...
Grant Show, playing slutty airline pilot Tom Decker, has aged remarkably well since the days of Melrose Place:

Jack Davenport had the most adorable “fluster” on Coupling, and he’s still adorable (but, uh, can I just say? Get thee to a dialogue coach — your American accent is terrible):

Next we have Josh Hopkins playing Roger Thompson. Kitty Walker's (Calista Flockhart) former love interest on Brothers & Sisters went unnoticed by me until he slipped into the aforementioned trunks. Then I noticed!

Finally, check out Tony Daly, a hottie from the “Heatwave” episode:

Who the hell is the casting director for this show, and how do I get their job? (In fact, it’s someone named Camille H. Patton, and since it’s a she, that seems like a waste right there. Watch it, Camille, I’ve hired Angelina Jolie from Wanted to take out your ass!)

The point is, I grew up in the suburbs in the 70s, but none of the men looked anything like this! I don’t think I ever even saw an ab until 1983.

But who cares about historical accuracy! Swingtown, with your shameless pandering to your gay viewers, you’ve finally won me over.

(Okay, all these pictures got me worked up. Now I’m not just “missing” Michael, I’m missing Michael, if you know what I mean.)

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