Best. Gay. Week. Ever! Fall Movie Preview!

MAYBE THERE'S NO BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN OR MILK, BUT THERE'S ALSO NO I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY
The fall movie season is upon us, and while we've already uncovered pretty much everything gay on TV, we haven't yet taken a look at what's gay in theaters over the next few months. But that's partly because there usually isn't enough to fill up a page, much less an entire movie preview article. Sadly, that looks to be the case this fall.

Nonetheless, with that in mind, I've dispatched a squad of AfterElton flying monkeys to poke around and see what they can find. And to make fun of the rest. 

What did they learn? For starters, Betty White isn't as nice as she seems...

SEPTEMBER

Easy A
September 17
What's it about? Nice girl gets bad rep pretending to sleep with geeky guys
What's gay? Dan Byrd plays Brandon, a gay guy nice girl Olive pretends to bang — in the preview trailer
How gay? It would be nice to see more of Brandon, but the movie is definitely pro-gay!

The Town
September 17
What's it about? A bank robbery
What's gay? Um, it stars Ben Affleck?

Howl
September 24
What's it about? The obscenity trial Allen Ginsberg endured over the publication of Howl.
What's gay? Um, it's about Allan Ginsberg! And Aaron Tveit plays his lover Peter Orlovsky.

You Again
September 24
What's it about? Riding Betty White's coattails
What's gay? It's a new rule — anything with Betty White is automatically gay.