Best. Gay. Week. Ever. (October 31, 2008)

HOT DEMOCRATS! (cont.)
(I guess Nebraska senatorial candidate and noted hottie Scott Kleeb doesn’t count, because he hasn’t been elected yet!)

Scott Kleeb

Oh, and I take one thing back. If you live in California, I can tell you to vote against Proposition 8. And get all your friends and family to vote against it too!

IMHO

Ugly Betty: I was totally wrong about this show: it’s back and better than ever. So why the sideways arrow? Two words: Lindsay Lohan. Worst. Guest star. Ever.

Brothers & Sisters: It was nice to finally see Kevin’s snotty self-centeredness used for the cause of good: namely, to put Scotty’s insufferable mother in her place. I totally agree with those who say that Kevin sandbagged Scotty and, being denied partner at his firm or not, Scotty shouldn’t have forgiven his sorry ass so easily. But it was still a satisfying train wreck to watch. I also thought Michael’s blog comment on Monday was hilarious: if Kevin forgot to reserve them a hotel room, where the hell did Scotty’s parents change for dinner — the restaurant bathroom?

And here is the clip so you can judge for yourself!

Dancing With the Stars: Speaking of train wrecks! So I guess there was a mini-revolt brewing over the Cloris Leachman debacle. I agree: as entertaining as she is, it was way past time for her to go. But this Cody Linley kid? I know he’s totally working it for the camera, but he’s still cute and charming. And will someone please get Susan Lucci a sandwich?

Shirts & Skins: The guys are bonding with each other, and I’m bonding with them. I’m convinced this show has created a whole new sub-genre: thoughtful reality TV. How long before it’s canceled?

Greek: Max Greenfield has left the show. I,therefore, have no reason to go on living. Well, except for Michael Rady, which explains the sideways arrow. Incidentally, does anyone not fast-forward through the endless “Casey” storylines?

As the World Turns: I’m going to be the one to say it: this student election plot-line is stupid. Note to ATWT’s writers: this is a college. It’s 2008, folks, and even Jerry Falwell’s Liberty College ain’t this homophobic. I feel like the whole campus has been transported back in time to 1950. Then again, that might explain why Luke and Noah still haven’t done the deed.

Forbidden Love : Not much happening this week, but honestly, could these guys be any hotter?

Next page! Russell Tovey in top hat and tails!