Best. Gay. Week. Ever. (December 5, 2008)

HOW TO CODE DUMBLEDORE QUEER cont.

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3. Patronus spitting image of porn superstar Jeff Stryker.

4. Refers to Dementors as "rough trade."

5. Makes catty reference to Dobby the House Elf being a bossy bottom.

6. Sound emanating from men's bathroom near Dumbledore's office? Not Moaning Myrtle.

7. Has Liza Minnelli appointed Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.

"Let me demonstrate the Cruciatus Curse....just like Momma used to do!"

This is by no means an exhaustive list of potential gay Dumbledore codes. Here's hoping that Warner Brothers throws us a bone with the next Potter film and gives us at least one sly nod to Dumbledore's orientation. Do you have any suggestions for coding Dumbledore as gay? Share 'em in the comments section! 

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