Best. Gay. Week. Ever. (April 18, 2008)

GRABBING AND PAWING AT EACH OTHER THIS WAY. NO WONDER SOME ARE SO ANXIOUS TO DECLARE THEY'RE NOT GAY
It's been a while since I posted any sports pics so I went poking around Getty Images and found pic after pic of big, strong, strapping and presumably straight boys groping, squeezing and pulling at each other like they're auditioning for a Falcon video — or in the case of the fellow leaping about in the yellow shirt, Step It Up & Dance.

I just need a shoulder to cry on!        Hey, I said no heavy petting!

I love it when you take play hard to get!           Just let me hold you!

No, I don't need "adjusting'!             Look, I can fly!

Come on — just a quick kiss!

Are you guys staring at my crotch? How so very rude!

(Getty Images/Mark Nolan/Matt King/Jamie McDonald/David Rogers/Laurence Griffiths/Paul Gilham)

Finally, I included these pics of the Melbourne Storm during a recent training session just because they look so darned cute in their purple kit (slang for uniform) running around and practicing. And those headbands are so....1980's.

(Getty Images/Mark Dadswell)

Next page! Who doesn't know Daniel Craig played James Bond!