Best. Gay. Week. Ever. (August 29, 2008)

Looking down the roster of this season's DWTS contestants I just don't see much by way of obvious competition. I mean, Cloris Leachman?

God bless Frau Bleucher, but the 83-year-old character actress is not going to be able to keep up physically. That is, unless she's doping. Wait, maybe they should run urine tests for high Boniva levels.

Rocco DiSpirito? He's the best-looking celebrity chef out there (sorry Tom Colicchio!), but this picture says it all. Stiff. Stiff as an over-beaten meringue.

Jeffrey Ross (a.k.a "The Roastmaster General") is going to be a train wreck — though it must be said he has very shapely ankles!

Next page! Bruno and Carrie Ann better duck!