Best. Gay. Week. Ever. (September 14, 2007)

A VIDEO IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS
As if watching the MTV Video Music Awards wasn't excruciating enough (BTW, Britney Spears is not fat!), we here at the AfterElton.com laboratories also forced ourselves to catch the debut of Perez Hilton's What Perez Sez (the VMA edition), VH1's latest contribution to the decline of western civilization. We've pretty much said all we had to say about the gay gossip-monger, but when our own Brian Juergen's found this clip, we instantly realized how brilliantly it encapsulated everything we have to say about Perez.

Enjoy! (BTW, don't be eating anything while watching the clip. Or Perez's show for that matter.)

Upon further reflection, that clip really doesn't reflect the depth of my my loathing for Perez.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH?
While researching the upcoming revival of Terrence McNally's play The Ritz, I noticed a certain similarity between the posters for the play and Don Roos' movie Happy Endings from a couple years back. Hmm, I guess dirty great minds think alike!