Best. Gay. Week. Ever. (September 26, 2008)

AND THE EMMY WENT TO…
The other big news of the week was the Emmys.

I always ignore the whole brouhaha over who wore what at these award shows. I guess I’m not a very good gay guy, because I could never care less. And most of the time when I look at these “best dressed” and “worst dressed” lists, they always look to me have been chosen completely at random (there are a few exceptions that even I can see are horrible, like Bjork’s infamous 2001 swan dress, Celine Dion’s 1999 backwards tuxedo, and Helena Bonham Carter’s 1988 fairy-godmother-of-death look).

But while we were watching the Emmys this year, my partner and I both noted to each other how great we thought Kathy Griffin looked.

So I was downright shocked on Monday to see Kathy on one of the post-ceremony “worst dressed lists”!

“Despite winning two consecutive Emmys for her rowdy reality show,” the caption said, “Kathy Griffin won't be winning any awards for hideous hair extensions and her unforgivable granny frock.”

WTF? Don’t listen, Kathy! You looked fab!

Random, I tell ya. It’s all utterly random.

WHEREIN MY HEAD EXPLODES
You know how we all have those little celebrity obsessions, those dreamy objects of fantasy who hit exactly all the right buttons in us? Well, my two current celebrity obsessions happen to be Swingtown’s Michael Rady and Veronica Mars’ Max Greenfield.

So what should happen when I tuned into Greek two weeks ago, expecting to quickly Tivo my way through the non-gay storylines (which make up about 99% of the show)?

Michael Rady and Max Greenfield together!

Well, not together together, though Max does play the gay guy who’s dating Calvin. But they’re together doing reoccurring guest spots on the same show!

Hello Possums!

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