Breaking! Paris Hilton Stupid, Bigoted, Talkative

Yes, it seems everyone's favorite metaphor for the death of the American Dream is at it again -- it seems yet another video of Paris Hilton has been circling the web, this time featuring Paris using the F-word, the N-word, and probably the word "hot" much more than necessary. Various sources claim that the video is either several years old or filmed at a recent party.

GLAAD has issued a release criticising Hilton for the hate-speech and asking for an explanation, but honestly -- you may as well issue a press release asking bears to explain why they do their business in the woods. This girl is programmed to spew bile, both literal and figurative.

At the very least let's hope that the continued negative press that this creature has been building over the past year finally reaches critical mass and she spontaneously combusts in a supernova of searing-white awfulness, never to be heard from again. Now that's hot.

For the complete press release, head on over to GLAAD.