Bravo is "sew" very gay

Even if Project Runway's imminent departure from Bravo seems trapped in a seemingly endless on-again/off-again limbo, the cable network won't become a chic-free zone if Tim Gunn (above), Heidi Klum and the gang set sail for Lifetime.

Bravo recently announced four new shows for the fashion lover in you. Find out more about them after the break!

* Celebrity Sew-Off sounds like a cross between Project Runway and Dancing with the Stars, as famous folks design and create their own garments with the help of an industry professional. The winner will get their own celebrity fashion line (because, you know, there are so few of those right now).

* Fashionality will be a one-hour talk show, with New York City taste gurus discussing the previous week's news in fashion and high culture. Could be fun, but I'm already getting all of that in just 30 minutes every week with the Style Network's hilarious The Dish.

* Double Exposure is a documentary series that follows glam fashion photographer Markus Klinko and his ex-girlfriend, model Indrani, as they zip around the world taking shots of celebs like David Bowie and Lindsay Lohan. Watch the sparks fly as these two one-time lovers fight over who gets the last available seat in First Class!

* And then there's The Fashion Show, currently holding casting calls throughout November in L.A., Miami, Chicago and New York. The Bravo press release describes it as a competition series "in which the ultimate winner will be chosen by viewers and will have their designs sold by a retailer." So it's ... Project Runway with a toll-free number?

I better run out and get some new outfits before these series premiere.