Cute alert! The many adorkable faces of new gay Portland mayor Sam Adams

 
Mayor Sam Adams

Okay, I'm not usually one to fall for the political types but I'll be damned if Portland's new mayor Sam Adams (the first openly gay mayor of an American city of that size) isn't sweet enough to put on a plate and sop up with a biscuit.

Granted, I know nothing about this guy's political platform and yes, he does look like what would walk out of the wreckage if Dwight Schrute, Morrissey, Peter Krause and that guy that's always on Whose Line Is It, Anyway? were in some horrible pileup, but for now let's just admire, shall we?

"Strike Beard" Sam

"Loves They Might Be Giants" Sam

More pics of the many looks of the cutie-patootie who's more powerful than you'll ever be, after the jump! 

"Deacon Sam"

"American PsychoSam"
 

"Keith OlberSam"
 

"Not Smiling With My Eyes" Sam
 

Dirty Sexy Money Sam
 

Learning Annex Sam
 

So which is your favorite Sam? I think "Strike Beard Sam" and "Dirty Sexy Money Sam" are my faves.