AfterEllen.com's Work Out recap

We may have posted about the premiere of Bravo's personal trainer soap opera Work Out the other day, but our coverage is like gibberish yelled into a box fan compared to our sister site AfterEllen.com's brilliant (and hilarious) blow-by-blow recap of the show. Here's one of my favorite passages:

"Everyone takes their shirts off. I haven't seen that many six-packs since Saturday night. Rebecca and Erika stand there all casual with their arms of sinew and cobblestone tummies. Doug's abs look like an overstuffed pan of dinner rolls. Jesse hasn't moved. He just holds his shirt by the hem. Jackie asks what the hold up is. Finally, Jesse takes off his shirt to reveal two blobs of love handles and a serious gut. Whoa. What the hell happened to him? One too many profiteroles, I think."

Our sassy sibs will be providing full recaps of the show every week (much in the way that we do for Brothers & Sisters and America's Next Top Model), so be sure to check in every Thursday for the mercilessly detailed commentary that only they can offer.

And don't forget to chime in in our newly-birthed Work Out forum with your thoughts on every episode!