AfterElton Briefs: Fox puts "Sit Down Shut Up" in detention, Chad Allen's undies and more!

Brian Sims was the captain of the Bloomsburg University football teammates when he came out to his team in 2000.

Following this assortment of carefully-selected news items, interested readers can find a refreshing pic of a hot man in underwear after the jump. Yes, we're serious.

• Outsports.com interviews former university football player Brian Sims who has a heartwarming tale about his coming out to his teammates.

• After just two episodes Fox decided to move Sit Down Shut Up to the 7 PM slot on Sunday evenings. To all those involved, I know how hard you worked so let me express my sympathy. And by sympathy, I mean Bwa-ha-ha!


• Chad Allen is auctioning off autographed underwear to raise money for his AIDS/Lifecycle Ride efforts.  

• Miss California once hung with Amanda Lepore. This is news why? 


• Speaking of Miss California, the AP has a story about Perez Hilton wanting to be like Oprah, only bigger. You'll find your airsick bag in the seat pocket in front of you. In the interview, Perez says:
  
  I don't consider myself a celebrity because for every two people that like me, there's probably 3 1/2 that don't. And I don't care if you don't like me — I just care if you still read my Web site.
  
  Just 3 1/2 people? Hmm, but yay for everyone who doesn't like Perez and doesn''t read his website.


• indieWIRE examines Queer Identity and Aesthetics. Perez would've done the same but he's looking for someone else to call a bitch.


• Simon Cowell sings (no, not literally) Adam Lambert's praises.


• At least one Buddhist monk in Thailand is so concerned about "effeminate monks", he's teaching an etiquette course to solve the "problem."

And today's briefs are brought to you by ...

This guy!

Thanks to Made in Brazil for turning us on to this pic!