Katherine Heigl and TR Knight shopping. Cute tee, T! 

In a continued effort to bring you all that is important in the world of gay entertainment and ensure that you are being spoon-fed images of gorgeous, commoditized manflesh, we present the newly-minted AfterElton Briefs. Following the usual assortment of carefully-selected news items, interested readers can find a refreshing pic of a hot man in underwear after the jump. Yes, we're serious.

• Jerri Blank and Chris Keller in a Nickelodeon movie about a gym teacher written and directed by Mr. Jellineck and featuring a cameo by Mango? Someone just peeked into my brain and printed it to tape.

• Here's a new interview with How to Look Good Naked "Fairy God Stylist" Carson Kressley in which he recounts a hilarious harrowing nudist-related prank on the Queer Eye set.

• Antonio Sabato, Jr. can't decide if he'd rather be gay or stupid. Too bad the decision was already made for him.

"Jooooiiiiin uussssssssss!"

• 20 Hot Male Bloggers! Hats off to local fave Chris Leavins (Cute With Chris), Andy Towle (Towleroad) and #1 snagger Rich Juzwiak (FourFour). In addition to Andy and Rich, there were a few other out gay fellas on the list. Wheee! Oh, and we'll be over here with the ugly folk, if you need us.

• If rumored Dancing With the Stars contestant Lance Bass is paired with another man, I think it's only fair that rumored contestant Dan Quayle is, too. (Yes, that Dan Quayle.)

And today's Briefs are brought to you by...

This guy!