
Steve Carell in Little Miss Sunshine
In a continued effort to bring you all that is important in the world of gay entertainment and ensure that you are being spoon-fed images of gorgeous, commoditized manflesh, we present the newly-minted AfterElton Briefs. Following the usual assortment of carefully-selected news items, interested readers can find a refreshing pic of a hot man in underwear after the jump. Yes, we're serious.
- Might Steve Carell have played Harvey Milk in Bryan Singer's Mayor of Castro Street, had Gus Van Sant's Milk not beaten them to the punch (starring Sean Penn)? The fat lady ain't sang yet, so we'll see ... but isn't Carell inspired casting? I miss you, Uncle Frank!!
- Readers of the Louisville Courier-Journal were appalled to see two straight basketball players in what looked like a celebratory kiss in the Sports pages. Fifty bucks says if they'd been WNBA players no one would have complained.
- John Barrowman loves Ugly Betty and buying home decor at TJ Maxx. Related: John Barrowman is one Chico's shopping spree away from becoming my mom.
Zac Efron in hairspray
- A gay British actor who played one of the Toombliboos in the hit children's show In the Night Garden is suing the production company (who also created the smash hit Teletubbies) for anti-gay harassment. Tinky Winky is said to be contemplating a class-action suit.
- And in case you haven't heard, Zac Efron doesn't care what He Who Blogs Behind the Rows says about him, including the gay-baits, noting, "Honestly, if the worst he can say about me is that I’m gay, then I think I’ll be fine. I can handle it."
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Antoinette of Austria
The chance of Zac Efron being gay are about the same of mine are of becoming queen of France. He'd be lucky to be gay, then he might have a serious career.
I have to run there is some kid named Louis Bourbon on the carrier pigeon.
I'd be lying if I said I
I'd be lying if I said I didn't want Efron to be gay, just because it'd make thinking about him feel a little less juvenile. Crushing on straight guys is just so passé. That said, can I just once again reiterate my surprise at how judgemental people are? It's refreshing to hear Efron's entire response to the massive gay-baiting he endures (and frankly brings on himself, the boy wears entirely too much makeup) and how he simply dismisses it.
Oh and the picture of the two basketball players "kissing?" If that's what people reading the Louisville Courier-Journal (why won't italics turn off when I cut and paste this?) call kissing, then I pity their loved ones.
Efron and Renfro
afhickman
"It takes a village (to make Village People)"
When I read your article, I went to IMDB to discover more about Efron and learned, not only that he was just in the hospital for appendicitis, but also that Brad Renfro has died. Stranger still, the two actors' names are practically anagrams of each other. Renfro has had trouble with drugs and the law from childhood, but he kept bouncing back in role after role, often as sexually ambiguous characters . His career choices were rarely dull; when he died, at age 25, he was making a film of Bret Easton Ellis' "The Informers," with Wynona Ryder and Mickey Rourke.
I surely hope he isn't gay.
I surely hope he isn't gay. What's with the new black hair and mini-moustache? Well, at least his singing voice is similar enough to Drew Seeley's the majority of the tweens have yet to realize he didn't actually sing (like, at all) in High School Musical 1.
BTW, why does the magazine make some kind of a big whoop over Efron "going on a date" with Hudgens recently? I thought they were dating, as in multiple dates.
Did I miss something?
afhickman
"It takes a village (to make Village People)"
Why all this dissing of Zac Efron? Did he say or do something to offend? I saw him in "Hairspray" (for which he DID do his own singing), and I thought he was kinda sweet. Who cares if he's gay or not. At his age, he probably doesn't even know himself. Let be.
It's not so much the guy
It's not so much the guy himself (though I would personally not have taken on the role of "High school heartthrob and captain of the basketball team" if I had his HSM-build)
but the whole circus surrounding him.
His rise to fame comes from the mindless nitwit tweens who are much more preoccupied with how "dreamy" their male idols are than their ability to act, sing, dance or whatever. We have a bunch of those artists in Sweden as well, most of them from (Swedish) Idol. They're not really that special when it comes to singing but it's become one big "ZOMG! X-guy had coffee somewhere! Quick, alert the press!"-like circus around them because the tweens go nuts over them.
It's the same thing with Zac. Though HSM is the only thing I've seen him in (and don't tell me you consider the acting in HSM good. It's so overacting on pretty much everyone's part that it's one of those "So bad it's good"-movies), I can only assume he's a mediocre to OK actor. Possibly good. Then I read articles stating that he's the new rising star, slated to become this generation's Brad Pitt or Leonardo di Caprio and I go "WTF?!".
Zac is just a kid
Sermon Says
afhickman
"It takes a village (to make Village People)"
Exactly, luvluke1. We don't need any more Brad Renfros or River Phoenixes. I have no idea whether these actors' problems were complicted by being homosexual in a business that does not reward sexual honesty, but it's always possible. The bottom line is that they are vulnerable to criticism, just like everybody else. In a few years, the wisecracks and the innuendoes may roll right off their backs, but, as teenagers or as young men in their early twenties, fledgling actors have proved themselves to be all too fragile. As I said in an earlier post, Zac Efron is apparently recovering in the hospital from appendicitis; it must be a frightening time for him. I doubt he is aware of what we say here, but, on the off chance that he is, I recommend that we moderate our speech. I don't think anybody here means to be cruel, but we sometimes think our comments are made in a vacuum. I question whether that is always the case.
This is our Youth
afhickman..I'm glad someone agrees. Is that a poster from a play on your post?
It could happen
afhickman
"It takes a village (to make Village People)"
Yes. I saw this play in London a few years back, before I even knew who Jake Gyllenhaal might be. All the actors were good (it is a three-character play), but Jake was the most memorable. He had the role of a rich kid who was dealing drugs and who might have had a secret crush on the Christensen character. He and Christensen wrestled a lot on stage. It is hard to know where the next Jake Gyllenhaal, or Heath Ledger, might be coming from. Zac Efron apprarently does his own singing in "Hairspray" and doesn't embarrass himself. Maybe he could try out for the role of Jack or Ennis in the stage-musical version of "Brokeback," if it ever gets made. The point is, these young guys are just starting out. Who knows what they're capable of?
Zac efron