AfterElton.com's Hot 100: John Polly's list

Seriously, folks -- since we launched this Hot 100 poll, I have literally been drowning in man-meat. It's a mantasia. A manslaught. A mandango. It's like I bellied up to the all-you-can-eat man buffet at the Ponderosa Mansteakhouse and never left.

Well, to invite the floodgates to widen even further, we're offering another guestlist -- this time from kissing cousin John Polly over at NewNowNext. Remember, you've got until July 3 to send in your top ten hottiepantses -- so get oglin'!

John Polly's Top Ten (er ... Fifteen)

Clive Owen
Johnny Knoxville
Arpad Miklos (gay porn star)
Mike Rowe (host of Dirty Jobs TV show)
Javier Bardem
Ewan McGregor
Ricky Martin (I know; I'm a dork...)
Ryan Reynolds
Tom Ford
Steve Carell (I love his big nose)
Guy Ritchie
Aaron Eckhart
Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy cutie)
John Amaechi (so tall, so handsome and gentle and well-spoken)
Matt Siegle (the artist; okay, er... he's my actual boyfriend; and I'm stupid-crazy for him; so embarrassing)

And just about any Aussie Rules Football player or professional rugby player. Burly!!!!

You heard it here first, folks: "burly". You know what? Ricky may have been dork-bait a few years back, but I totally agree that his latest look is pretty slammin'. And my mad love for Steve Carell is well-documented by this point -- the truth is, attraction's a total mystery, and one that we need everyone's help in cracking.

So be sure to lob in your noms! These hunks ain't gettin' any fresher, you know! Sadly ... *sigh*