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AfterElton Snapshot: All the trimmings for your Thanksgiving weekend

 


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As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each week's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

Scotty earns his crown on Brothers & Sisters

  • Gay Soaps: Our Gays of Our Lives soaps column brought us a host of soaps news from overseas, as well as a Soap Stud of the Week who seriously has to be seen to be believed. Luke got drunk before Thanksgiving dinner on As the World Turns, and hardly anyone even noticed. (Sounds like my family!)
  • The Flying Monkey tackled reader questions like only a monkey can.
  • Both Neil Patrick Harris and Josh Radnor suited down for the latest How I Met Your Mother.
  • We recapped the Season 1 finale of True Blood, which tied up a few stories and launched a bunch more before leaving us with a heck of a cliffhanger.

Hey, could you pass me the detangler?

  • We gave away some Tantrums and Tiaras signed by the Rocket Man himself!
  • Watch some great gay movies for free, at your desk. We won't tell.
  • Bjorn Borg underwear launched a dating site and the first ad was about two gay men getting married. Did I mention they're also priests? That should get some sacred undergarments in a bunch...
  • I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here! continues to be the gayest show on Earth. Thanks, George and Brian!
Those teeth look pretty white to me...

  • Vlogs! Our new Bicker Buddies vlog introduced Charlie and Jorge, who introduced one another in terms of television characters. Daniel doesn't have blue teeth, but the latest Mores for Gays talked about hands-free cellphone etiquette. And Outsports Jock Talk discussed superstition in sports.
  • Entertainment Weekly brought the gay to their 50 Sexiest Movies issue, and we brought even more. We're giving like that.
  • And that's about it. Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving, and we'll see you on Monday!

Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

 

""I'M BRINGING BIGAMY BACK! YEAH!"

Big thanks to darcolover55 for this week's winning caption!

giovannif7's picture

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Dubya unwittingly pardons a turkey named Monica Lewinsky.
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cfsoren's picture

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Let me guess . . . So it was Larry Craig's year to provide the turkey?
Dave's picture

You know...

...some pics just speak for themselves.
Dean's picture

CAPTION

I wonder if this is how Bill Clinton got in trouble?!!!

Jamie's picture

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You see! If you let the gays get married, it's just a slippery slope...
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Tanwen's picture

Caption

Gobble Gobble
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Strepsi's picture

OK, this caption

actually made me LOL.
Randy's picture

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Turkey: Now where did I put those gibblets?

 

Live Long and Prosper

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Lique's picture

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He'll pardon me for sure, now!
wagville's picture

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With everything you've pulled for eight years, I thought they'd be bigger than that. But what do I know? I'm poultry.
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chuck's picture

I loves me some NPH - especially naked

but this week's 'How I Met Your Mother' was truly terrible.  I keep getting asked to be on focus groups by the networks which can't figure out why cable is eating at their audience.  Have they heard about quality?  And while I'm on the subject, did we actually see a finale of dancing food on that awful O'Donnell mess on NBC tonight?  What were they thinking?  
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gabriel oak's picture

Hugh Jackman in Australia a Must-See

Must be added to the Thanksgiving goodies list. He looks like he worked out for months for the movie and it paid off.  In the film he has an eye-popping scene in which he bathes and soaps himself while Nicole Kidman watches on. Shortly after while he's shirtless, he starts touching his stomach as if he's going to pull down his towel to reveal his privates to Kidman. Unfortunately it appears they cut down the scene when Jackman and Kidman are in bed after a charity ball but maybe the DVD version will shows us the scene in all its the R-rated glory.
AbqGWM's picture

Bow to the king of all

Bow to the king of all turkeys.
IscArgentum's picture

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Killing two birds with one stone, Pres. Bush finally answers the question, "who do you have to f#%@ to get a break around here."
David Ehrenstein's picture

Been reading about the Rosie disaster all over the web

Now I'm sorry I missed it. Apparently it was the Moose Murders of TV variety specials.
HenryZ's picture

There's probably a joke

There's probably a joke about a "wishbone" in that picture somewhere, but I don't want to have to think about GWB long enough to put it into words.
Geng's picture

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"I did not have sexual relations with that turkey."

Super_Cat's picture

TurkiesForBush

"Bush discovers his approval ratings are high among America's turkey demographic."
Jason B-S's picture

Caption...

Thanksgiving turkey meets lame duck.  All in all, a pretty foul situation.
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