AfterElton Snapshot: Your ABBA-loving biological father for the week ending July 18

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As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each Friday's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun!

• Our exclusive, first-hand coverage of the Television Critics Association conference (courtesy of our jet-setting editor, Michael Jensen) continued. Here's Our exclusive Star Trek movie news, our chat with Nigel Lythgoe, Days 4-6 (Carson Kressley! Shirley MacLaine!), The FOX panel (responding to their failing GLAAD grade), Days 7-8 (Do Not Disturb! Joss Whedon!), Day Nine (Brothers & Sisters! Scrubs!), and Day Ten (Desperate Housewives! Ugly Betty!).
• We reviewed the new revival of Damn Yankees, starring out multiple-threat Cheyenne Jackson.
• We looked at what it's like being gay in the writer's room of a television show.
• I sat across from a male supermodel and all you got was this lousy blog post.
• Gay soaps! Over on Forbidden Love Olli, Christian and Gregor did a swimsuit shoot. No, seriously. Luke had Daddy Issues (with two different dads!) on As the World Turns. And over on Hollyoaks, Kieron stood up for himself against John Paul's mom. 
• We liked Mamma Mia! ... but not nearly as much as your mom will.
• The Emmy nominations were pretty darn gay. Big congrats to Neil Patrick Harris and Bryan Fuller!
• GLAAD released their report on the networks, with ABC once again coming in tops.
• We recapped the fifth ep of Design Star, in which we lost a member of Team Gay that we didn't initially even know we had. 
• Over on The Gay Geek, Lyle dished on some YAOI scandal and what's gay at E3.

Keith brings the smolder to Project Runway

• We recapped the first episode of Project Runway Season 5, in which one of the seven gay contestants was sent packing.
• We reviewed some new gay summer books.
• Shear Genius managed to retain all its gays for another week.
• In How'd I Miss My Coming Out? Dan tried to make a dress. In third grade.
• Six gays on the new season of Top Design! But does anyone even care?
• On My Life on the D-List, Kathy's attempts to open a school in Mexico left her red-faced. Literally.
• We reviewed The Dark Knight, in which Heath Ledger delivers the performance of his career. Again.
• The Flying Monkey was back to answer reader questions.
• Vlogs!: We launched a fancy new Sordid Lives Vlog hosted by creator Del Shores and husband/star Jason Dottley. The Gay Agenda tackled that pesky "Obama is a terrorist, ha-ha!" New Yorker cover. And the OutFirst Authors series continued as John sat down with Broadway author Seth Rudetsky. And last but certainly not least, with a new season of Project Runway comes a new season of The Heidi Chronicles! In the first episode Jack and Kevin from Season 4 stop by.
• And thanks to associate editor Dennis Ayers, we had the Best.Gay.Week.Ever.

Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

"That's one way to get "ahead" in traffic ... "

Thanks to returning champion Movie Dearest for providing this week's winning caption!