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AfterElton Snapshot: Your meter maid for the week of April 17

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As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each week's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

As the World Turns

Adam Lambert

Daniel Leary with Sean Maguire and Matt Lucas of Krod Mandoon

Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

 


"World's Most Disappointing Peep Show"

Thanks to ablecane for this week's winning caption!

Madeleine's picture

Caption

Why can't I find this at my car instead of a parking ticket? 

You too can be saved by the blog! www.savedbytheblog14.blogspot.com 

I may be straight, but I'm not narrow.

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caption

...and here, Zac demonstrates the best way to get loose change out of tight jeans.
Apollux's picture

"My other drive is a

"My other drive is a shirtless hunk."
T.W.'s picture

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"A quarter gets you 30 minutes."
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AddisonDewitt's picture

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Damn this wind! We loose more twink actors this way!
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OHTeddy's picture

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"How do you like my new Mustang?"
JC's picture

Caption

And the winner of pole dancing dwarfs is............this guy
colmd's picture

Caption

As Yakov Smirnof would say "In Soviet Russia, pole lifts you!"
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Caption: "In these difficult

Caption: "In these difficult economic times, Disney unveils its new coin-operated Zac Ephron." Or: "Yet another parallel parking gone awry."
Anonymous's picture

CAPTION

 

"PERPENDICULAR PARKING"

 

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common." (Dorothy Parker)

colmd's picture

caption

Zac Efron did not fully understand when his girlfriend told him she was "up the pole"
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BREAKING NEWS: Zac Efron is

BREAKING NEWS: Zac Efron is now swinging both ways!
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xanthis2001's picture

Caption

Damn these helium heels of mine!
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Zac Caption

Boy! Can you believe it? The wind just ripped my shirt clean off! Good thing I was wearing those really tight fitting jeans.
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Taylor4484's picture

Zac Caption

Zac holds on for dear life as his straight life starts to spin out of control. Mabe this tornado will take him over the rainbow!
Ben Rich's picture

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This is what happens when strippers marry cops and have kids...
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Zac Caption

With this kind of meter, I may have to feed every slot!
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Nukely's picture

Look at

Look at those freekin' forearms!
wait a sec, this is suppose to be a caption not an observation.

But come on -Look at those freakin' forearms!.

 

mochalot's picture

my daughter

mochalot She loves her DS. Anytime she can play, she's tuned in. Totally skips homework. The teacher makes them sit outside the classroom to finish their homework. lol
mochalot's picture

oh right, caption

mochalot She's on my mind alot. lol. okay to Zac. Oh yeah, this is an everyday occurrence.
pmac_xer's picture

O.o Caption time!

 

This is where Zac Efron tried so hard to impress another guy...

 

:P

mochalot's picture

I got another one

mochalot So THAT'S a horizontal lift!
Zaubear's picture

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Even though gravity has turned sideways, my hair is still perfect.
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Caption: Caught In The

Caption: Caught In The Gathering Storm

 

-Chaotic/Devient-

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Hard Frat's picture

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Efron loses control as the "storm gathers" eventually carrying him to "the other side!"

virgo108's picture

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Flags flew at half-mast today as Disney mourns the loss of another "star" to puberty.
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Zac Caption

 

Zac misinterpreted the photographer's crack about him being a "Pole Smoker"


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