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AfterElton Snapshot: Your extra recovery day for this Labor Day weekend

 

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As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each Friday's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun!

And special program note: We'll be closed on Monday for the Labor Day holiday here in the U.S. Don't miss us too much! 

"Memmmmmrieeeeees ... light the corners of my miiiiiind..."

  • Gay soaps! Over on Forbidden Love, Christian and Olli were floored when the charges against Axel were dropped, and they called in their friends for help in getting the story out. And on As the World Turns, Luke isn't backing down on his beef with Grandma's new beau, and the boys had a very sweet moment where they revisited their first kiss. And on Hollyoaks, J.P. and Kieron navigated their engagement with family and friends.
  • The first still from prison romance I Love You Phillip Morris is ... interesting.
  • We ran the first pics of Lance Bass and Lacey rehearsing for Dancing With the Stars.
  • Survivor: Gabon has a gay lawyer in the cast named Charlie. And he's a button!
  • The Janice Dickinson Modeling agency is back and as crazy as ever. Actually, crazier.
  • In The Gay Geek, Lyle dished on the conclusion of the recent troubling Colossus/Northstar arc in Ultimate X-Men, and looked at what's gay about some upcoming superhero movie news.
Lance and Lacey

Chris March is awesome.

  • Vlogs!: I sat down with Project Runway's Chris March to discuss the Drag Queen Challenge for The Heidi Chronicles, and Mores for Gays tackled the touchy subject of urinal etiquette. 
  • And thanks to associate editor Dennis Ayers, we had the Best.Gay.Week.Ever.

Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!


"And then, suddenly, the Bangles 2008 Reunion Tour went horribly wrong."

Thanks to reader afhickman for providing this week's winning caption!

Michael Jensen's picture

Caption entry.

At long last, AfterElton.com editor Michael Jensen could take no more and finally went off the deep end.
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Dave's picture

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Coughing up another blackmail payment, Snowball cursed the culture of paparazzi that society had fostered.
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adriskrayzee's picture

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"Gay news really stressed out Brian this week."

 

Also: LOL at the gaydar article, funny how people spend hours and hours doing research on something they will never understand.

Janet's picture

Caption....

When Kitty hadn't returned by the next afternoon, Tom could no longer pretend he wasn't an idiot.

 

 

 

I say we take the warning labels off everything and let nature take it's course.

Janet's picture

Caption...#2

The last bottle of warm Flag was all Tom could replace Kitty's cold shoulder with.

 

 

I say we take the warning labels off everything and let nature take it's course.

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Markie27's picture

caption:

"i hate my life... everyone calls me a pussy."
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Strepsi's picture

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After a decade of abuse, Lindsay Lohan's pussy finally gives out.
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afhickman's picture

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afhickman

"The mountain has wings."

I've got to stop all this cattin' around.

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TWA2's picture

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The Democratic National Convention comes to an end.

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What happens in Denver, stays in Denver.

Established Disestablishmentarian - You've seen worse 

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billyD's picture

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In one horrible moment of poor judgement, Hello Kitty decides to model her life on that of Britney Spears and never turns back.

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Steve Krotz's picture

Cat Caption

That f#%!*#g cat is going to be the death of me yet. DAMN HIM!!
Insideguy's picture

My Caption

It wasn't curiosity that killed the cat, my dear Watson.