AfterElton Snapshot: Your favorite Dali for the week ending May 8

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As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each week's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

• The New York Times wrote a memo to Hollywood telling them to cool it on the gay-baiting. We wrote a memo to the New York Times telling them to cool it on being SO EFFING AWESOME.
• So seriously, when is Southland's gay policeman John Cooper actually gonna be ... you know ... gay?
• Gay Out of the Wild adventurer Jake Nodar once again shared his behind-the-scenes take on the latest episode.
  
• Major Winchester (actor David Ogden Stiers) is a gay. Thank heaven M*A*S*H* was before DADT!
• Is Adam Lambert the first openly gay American Idol finalist? Entertainment Weekly wonders, and either way he killed it with the show's first-ever Zeppelin number, and knows how to play with the paparazzi.

As the World Turns

• Gay Soaps: Our Gays of Our Lives soaps column brainstormed on jazzing up some flagging soaps storylines. On As the World Turns, Luke and Noah asked Mammamiadassaspicybiodad to borrow his yachts and were denied. 
• Dustin Lance Black tops the Advocate 40 Under 40 list. Well, not literally. As far as we know.
• Bravo's new Totally Not Project Runway competition The Fashion Show is ... totally not Project Runway.
• Our guide to all the Summer Television that's fit to gay. Or something.

Whole Lotta Lambehhhrrrr

• Marie Osmond loves her dead live gay son daughter!
• Prison Break's soap promo: Funny or offensive? Either way, people care more about the soap than the show, at this point.
• The Flying Monkey was back to answer your questions.
• While not much of it is breaking news 'round these parts, the closeted Republican parade of Outrage is one that's well-made enough to have a mainstream impact.
• Hot 100! With voting closed and the results on the way, we gave you sneak peeks at some of the men who made this year's list, including James Franco, Russell Tovey, Paul Rudd, and Wilson Cruz.

Daniel Leary and Jake Nodar from Mores for Gays

• Vlogs! Mores for Gays asked if gay is the new black, and the Sounds Like a Hit! fellas are not gaga for Lady Gaga.
• ABC's gay-inclusive single-camere comedy Modern Family got an early pickup, but things don't look so good for gays-in-space drama Virtuality on FOX. Shocker! Also, check out out actor Guillermo Diaz in the upcoming series Mercy.
• Ugly Betty said goodbye to a beloved character, and to "nice Willi".
• We no like Little Ashes so much, but some folks may find the gay romance worth it.
• And thanks to a sleuthing Brent Hartinger, we had the Best.Gay.Week.Ever!

Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

"Listen, when you said you liked spending time "down under", I didn't think this was what you were talking about."

Thanks to lykanth for this week's winning caption!