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AfterElton Snapshot: Your lion whisperer for the week ending March 13

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As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each week's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

  • Last week's Brothers & Sisters brought more of the suck. To join the Viewing Party bitchfest this week, join us here at 10PM EDT/7PM PDT for some group snark!
  • Survivor gay Spencer is dating Survivor gay Todd. I wonder who wears the Immunity Idol in that relationship? And also, we interviewed him. Oh and also, this.
  • The "Family Gay" Family Guy episode was for the most part a missed opportunity. But was it homophobic? Discuss.
  • We asked if Watchmen meant that full-frontal male nudity was now mainstream in American film. (Answer: Yes, but only if it's big, blue and computer-generated. Bring on the abnormally-endowed Smurfs!)

Survivor

Gay in the UK
 

Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

 


I guess "Hit me baby one more time" is too obvious.

Big thanks to HenryZ for this week's winning caption!

Ed Kennedy's picture

Abnormally endowed Smurfs

That comment struck me as abnormally funny.  You do know they've announced plans for a live action/CGI Smurfs big screen movie, right?  To be done ala Alvin and the Chipmunks.  Thanks to that comment, I'll never be able to watch that movie, which is probably a blessing, since I'm getting tired of Hollywood raping my childhood memories for profit.

But seriously?  That Smurf village, with one female and a bunch of dudes?  Either Smurfette got around, or all those male Smurfs had to be sneakin' between mushroom houses late at night.  Heck, for all we know, Smurfette was just a drag queen, the original RuPaul, and the Smurf village was the original Mykonos. 

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virgo108's picture

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Due to the flurry of recent injuries, Dancing With the Stars just announced two new contestants.
virgo108's picture

caption

But I'M supposed to lead when we tango.
giovannif7's picture

Caption

Fox News reports on just how slippery the slope is now that Gay Marriage is on the table!
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loneranger's picture

Caption

..........and at that moment Kevin finally understood what the song "Born Free" was really all about.
Anonymous's picture

Caption

What?  Britney can let hers hang out but I can't..?
JC's picture

Caption

...and production started this week on the Disney sequel, "The Lion Queen"
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billyD's picture

Caption

When Pete told his friends that he was hoping to hook up with a cute cub at the annual Bears Camping Weekend, this was totally not what he had in mind!
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"Don't judge us, we are as God made us!"

 

 

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ScarletRose1324's picture

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"errr....different strokes for different folks?"

 

"Your not suppose to fall for your best mate are you?"

"Says who?"

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afhickman's picture

Caption of the Guard

afhickman

"Take that, Ben Daniels!"

"The mountain has wings."

Steve Krotz's picture

Lion Caption...

Okay, wait! I can explain!
Jacob's picture

Furrrbidden

Furrrbidden love.

 

Because puns are the highest form of comedy.

virgo108's picture

Funny! And you're right,

Funny! And you're right, puns ARE the highest form of comedy (which may explain my lack of friends).
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JC's picture

Caption

When I said I liked dating Leo's this isn't quite what I meant.
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Cameo's picture

Caption

'I can has boyfriend?"

 

 

Reality_Check's picture

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Phelps - "This is the Gay Agenda after Pederasty/Marriage rights - I told you it would be Legalized Bestiality!

Wirrrn's picture

Lion Caption

 

"Can you feel the love tonight?"

 

 

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Shizuma's picture

Caption (old meme is old)

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION AND HIS LOVE SLAVE GET IN THE CAR!
Brian Juergens's picture

LOL

Okay, that one really got me. Nice!
Ed Kennedy's picture

Dllisted

Truly scary is that they've got the same photo up over at Dlisted.com for the March 19 caption contest.  Since Dlisted readers don't show the same restraint as we do here, it could get ugly.
jonrob's picture

Lion Caption

Lions and Bears...Ohh mye!
Madeleine's picture

Caption

He's just an animal in bed 

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