AfterElton Snapshot: Your pooper scooper for the week ending December 12

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As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each week's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

• Ladies and gentlefellows, the 2008 AfterElton Gift Guide. Use it wisely.
• We recapped the latest Brothers & Sisters. It's never too late for an awkward family Thanksgiving.
• Newsweek made an impressive religious case for gay marriage in this week's cover story.
• Cuties and gay-faves galore when The Trevor Project honored the upcoming Lifetime movie Prayers for Bobby.
• Desperate Housewives outed the new gay couple ... and half of it has a porn past. Naughty good stuff!
• Boston Legal ended its run with the two leading men getting married and dancing on the veranda. 

J.P. finds a new use for throw pillows on Clara Sheller

• Gay Soaps: Our Gays of Our Lives soaps column got all misty-eyed over Dynasty and brought the latest spoilers and scoop. Luke finally stopped drinking on As the World Turns ... just in time for his handsy new peepaw to get loaded and come on to him again. Plus, a male stripper! And French dramedy Clara Sheller made its way Stateside with a new cast and some racy new episodes.
• Looks like T.R. Knight is looking to leave Grey's Anatomy for greener, less F-word-filled pastures.
• Pat Boone thinks some of Donnie Osmond's best friends are terrorists. Oh, and also, nobody cares about either of them.
• Blogging Broadway looked at whether to spend the holidays with Liza with a Z or White Christmas with a zzzzzzzzz...
• We took a look at the gayest and best Christmas variety specials of days past. Camptastic!

Earning Golden Globe nominations works up an appetite!
 

• The ever-brilliant Daily Show tackled "Gays vs. Blacks", and Jon Stewart tackled gay-hater Mike Huckabee. Awesome.
• We got a look at the upcoming Battlestar Galactica webseries and yes, two of the characters are outed as a gay couple. Which two?
• Carrie Fisher is cuckoobananas.
• The Golden Globe noms all but shut out Milk, but Neil Patrick Harris got a nom. On the bright side, Milk is cleaning up in tons of other awards races.
• The Flying Monkey dished on pop culture trivia.
• Gay writer Bryan Fuller is headed back to save Heroes, and he's bringing gay actor John Glover with him. Safety in numbers!

• Vlogs! The Mocha Lounge boys discussed blogging your love life for the world to see, Gay in the UK got their holidays on, and Mores for Gays tackled the good etiquette of not killing (and even befriending!) your ex-boyfriends. And finally, the Sounds Like a Hit! boys tackled John Barrowman's documentary and Pink's new album.
• We ran an article about Milk's central love story, between Harvey Milk and Scott Smith.
• Rufus Wainwright showed Martha Stewart that he should really stick to writing operas and leave the baking to someone else.
• There Will Be Maracas: Hugh Jackman is hosting the Oscars!
• And thanks to contributor Steven Frank, we had the Best.Gay.Week.Ever!

Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

"Jennie proves flossing is as easy as 90210."

Big thanks to virgo108 for this week's winning caption!