American Idol: Crisis averted, bland heteronorm restored

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Well this sucks. The only thing that was going to get me to actually watch the Planet-Eating Karaoke Voltron that is American Idol has very likely been kicked to the curb.

Yes, self-professed "homecoming queen" Leo Marlow has probably been auf'd, or whatever they call it on this show. Simon said last night that he had gone "from memorable to forgettable". What a wordsmith! Anyway, that's pretty much a death sentence from the cap-sleeved horseman of the Coca-Cola-endorsed apocalypse, and we'll miss the little guy.

Much love and luck to Marlow in his future pursuits, of both the tiara-wearing and non-tiara-wearing varieties.