"Big Brother" ... well, there you go

*-*-Is it a spoiler if no one cares anymore? If so, SPOILERS-*-*

You may remember that a few months back we got a bit excited about the new season of Big Brother, which threw not one, but two gay men into the human-sized Habitrail Asylum Playset with designs on getting the guys to fall for each other. Wait, TWO token gays? And a potential showhomance? Sounds like reality gold.

Of course, we soured quickly when Gay A, Neil, vanished from the house with no real explanation. (Seriously, I still can't believe they've never addressed this.) This left Gay B, Joshuah, alone to pair with a woman (there goes the "soul mate" angle) and say and do some not-entirely-advisable things (here are a few examples, if you want to catch up).

Well, when I saw that Joshuah had been evicted last night, I went to our resident Big Brother nuts to see if anyone wanted to write about it. And guess what? No one cares. Apparently everyone's checked out this season, so I'm left to write about it, which is sort of the equivalent of having the coroner give the eulogy.

So Joshuah, we knew you little, and ... I guess that's kinda okay with us?

Okay, then! Let's all go back to surfing for pictures of kittens wearing funny hats.