Breaking: Maxim men afraid of effeminacy, vaginas

A reader pointed out that the acclaimed comic minds behind Maxim Online have named American Idol contestant Sanjaya their "Today's Girl". They even go so far as to refer to the contestant as "Sanjina", a hilarious combination of his name and "vagina" -- because it's not his singing that bothers us, it's that he's so GIRLY, right?

Classy stuff, guys. Congrats on all the rubbernecking traffic it will get you, although we're sure as hell not linking to this garbage. And give yourselves a big, drunken, self-abuse-chapped pat on the back for having the cojones to openly discuss negative stereotypes. I of course mean stereotypes about the kind of trogs that read Maxim.

Tomorrow in Maxim:

"Guys we feel comfortable making fun of because even we might be able to take them in a fight. Might."

I encourage anyone who feels like it to drop a note to the magazine's editors at editors@maximmag.com.