Gay TV wrap-up

I wanted to follow up on last night's triple-crown of gay television episodes. Here's a brief round-up, if anyone wants to discuss.

**Spoilery** and all that...

Dirt
Courtney Cox had a chaste kiss with Jennifer Aniston, blah blah blah. But the real disappointment was that it was revealed that Lucy's scary stalker was ... wait for it ... her gay brother! Yes, in a final attempt to ensure that we absolutely loathe this pathetic shadow of a man, the folks behind the show decided to reveal Leo (Will McCormack) -- who had already proved himself a total wuss by blatantly outing a lover out of petty revenge and then whining about the fallout -- as the person terrorizing Lucy. He was ticked at her for being evil (although he isn't one to talk) and was trying to teach her some sort of lesson. Let's hope this crapfest doesn't come back next season.

Law & Order SVU
In this case, the SVU stands for So Very Unbelievable. This week's gay preacher story had more red herrings than a Norwegian fishing boat. Wait -- it's the preacher! No -- it's his closeted gay son! But no, uh -- maybe it's the 85-pound daughter! In the end, the killer was exactly who everyone expected: Mrs. Peacock, in the confessional, with The Joy of Gay Sex.

Work Out
After an agonizing quarter-episode stretch of poorly-edited "tension", Jesse and Doug reconcile. And good for them. But more importantly ... fat people in bathing suits! Woo-hoo! This show's got everything.