Do not adjust your time machines: George Michael arrested for drug possession ... in a public bathroom

In an apparent attempt to do a mastermix of his prior arrests, gay pop legend George Michael was arrested in a public toilet over the weekend in Hampstead Heath carrying both Class A (like crack, for example) and Class C (marijuana) drugs. No word on any other "funny business" going down in this bathroom.

Michael, who has had both bathroom-related and drug-related run-ins with the law before, was given a "caution" by police and released, and has apologized to fans:

"I want to apologise to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them"

Guess that pretty much covers it!

We sincerely hope that the pop singer and recent television deity (on ABC's Eli Stone) pulls himself together before something truly damaging happens.