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Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road

Spoiler Warning: I don't survive this post!

Yes, today's my last day here at AfterElton/Logo. My position was eliminated earlier this week as a part of a round of layoffs, but as I have been eating and breathing gay entertainment news for the past two and a half years, it took a few days to wean me off the teat. And hey, I wasn't about to get the queer blog version of "the bends" ("the bendovers"?) the week before Gay Pride.

For those of you who are casual readers or have better things to do than listen to me get misty-fingered, allow me to say thanks and goodbye, and you can stop reading here. For those of you who may miss me even just a little, feel free to join me for a round of shooters after the jump.

In the interest of Maximum Gay Drama, please allow this clip to play while you finish reading this post (punctuated by the occasional toss of confetti, and capped of course with a standard "Dying Swan" pose):


Alright, so it's been fun, for the most part ... and I sincerely hope you feel the same way. You're a great group of folks and I hope that my strange (and often inappropriate) take on the current state of gay pop culture has contributed to the conversation in the best possible way. Please stay vigilant, and kind, and let's never lose our ability to laugh at ourselves ... because we really are a very amusing bunch of people, when you get right down to it. Own it, and use it against the haters like an artillery of rainbow-colored water-balloons, and never let the bastards get you down. (Or is it "ass"? ... "never let them get your ass" ...?)

Thanks to Michael for letting me on this crazy gay Tilt-a-Whirl in the first place, and major props to fellow Associate Editor Dennis Ayers for his unflagging patience and support and for making sure everything around here works like a dream. Big love to all the bloggers and vloggers and writers I've had the pleasure of working with, particularly my main men snicks and Lyle, who will be here to dry your eyes when Cyndi is done wailing like a mink in rut and to carry the blog into its next phase.

I don't know where I'll land, but I'm sure it will be in a perfectly green pasture of one kind or another. In the meantime there's the summer, the magic of Central Park at dusk, the simple joy of our new Garden Zombie (Best.Wedding.Gift.EVER.) and of course the continued brilliance of True Blood to enjoy. If you want to keep tabs on me you can always visit me at my gay horror site CampBlood.org (which will be seeing quite the content surge in the coming weeks, I imagine) or I'm sure we'll run into one another somewhere, probably when we least expect it.

All the best,

Brian

snicks's picture

Bye, Brian

We said our goodbyes privately, but I just want to publicly acknowledge what a wonderful, warm, funny, and talented person you are.

Good wishes and much success in the future.

Love ya, buddy.

Androjai's picture

Farewell!

Good Luck!

 

Gay and lesbian rights are not special rights in any way. It isn't "special" to be free from discrimination. It is an ordinary, universal entitlement of citizenship."

ceares's picture

Long after

I stopped watching ATWT, I was still laughing at your live blogging. It's how I keep up with Nuke and the rest of the Oakdale denizens. Anyone who appreciates Lucinda as much as you do, truly rocks. You'll be sadly missed.
boyd's picture

Luck and love to you!

So sad to learn that you're leaving AE, Brian. I'll definitely miss your quirky take on pop culture and occasional shout outs to the great state of Iowa. I've flagged campblood.org and look forward to your next chapter, whatever that might be.

boyd 

jjose712's picture

I'm gonna miss your ATWT liveblog

Only recently i start to follow the ATWT liveblog, and reading it was only a good experience, even in the worst episodes
Allyndra's picture

I've really enjoyed reading

I've really enjoyed reading your posts, and I'll miss seeing them. Thank you for all the work and wit you put into them. I wish you well in the future.
wagville's picture

Nooooooooo

Scarecrow, I've loved your writing most of all!

I'm hugely sorry to see you go, Brian.

Dennis Ayers's picture

Bye Brian

I'm going to miss you so much.

Love
D

Kitty's picture

AHHHHHH!!!! *cries* AHHHH!!!!!

In the last 8 months I haven't missed one liveblog (I already miss your CHURCH and PEARLS references and I'm glad you were there when LOAH finally consumated their relationship and NO ONE can take that away from us). A year ago when I had HBO (though not anymore) I watched all the True Blood recaps, and I couldn't wait to place my bet for the next Gay of the Week. You will be missed, and I cried reading this (mostly b/c of Cyndi, good choice of a Swan Song BTW).

Have a happy summer, Good Luck, and I will always cherish the kitties licking the monitor on your account page (cheered me up just a little, but I'm still missing you)!!!!

.....and YES, you definitely made a sound in the forest!!

Kitty

Liz T's picture

awww....

as others have said, i will miss the liveblogs of atwt.

best of luck to you and all that you do in life!

take care of yourself!

Joseph's picture

Sniff, Goodbye!

Goodbye, Brian! I'm wishing you all the luck in the world! Take care!
Lyle Masaki's picture

sigh

I'm terrible at goodbyes but I wanted to make sure to at least say that how cool it's been to work with you and to get to know you.

Morgan's picture

Sad Day

You've made me laugh, you've made me think, and I'll be looking forward to anything and everything you do in the future Brian! Good luck. YOU were always the most interesting character on ATWT!!! Butters, Lady Drumstick, Clarice Starling, and all the rest won't be the same without you to put them in their places. Your "Bloodwork" was my favorite part of the site and I look forward to continue watching. Thank you for all your hard work! We'll miss you buddy.

 

AddisonDewitt's picture

Goodbye Brian

Goodbye Brian! I have felt since I started reading this blog that you were the strongest voice (no offense all you other AE bloggers) that resonated with me here and that is the complement I will leave with you.

My memories of at least your original paid content will be the gift of Joe Zaso in that True Blood episode, the hysterical banter of your husband Andy, and the big smiles you've given me on some dreary or boring afternoons. I hope this site keeps up the humor and creativity that you bring after you gone. I never even have a desire to watch True Blood but your segments always gave such a crazy perspective that it was always fun to see them. And never forget you have Sarge from Six Feet Under to dream of when Andy isn't around...

Now, for better gay affect shouldn't you have just played The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel? "Hello darkness my old friend..."

Cosmic Lad's picture

Good luck!

Brian, your perspective and wit will truly be missed, and wherever you wind up at will be very fortunate!

Best of luck to you - we'll miss you and your articles!

8)

TriplicateGuy's picture

Unbelievable!

I was waiting for the big announcement of the swell job that snapped you away from us, and then...You got laid off???

Who made this idiotic decision? Brian, you are the funniest and most prolific writer on the site. Your liveblogs alone have brought in countless new readers and commenters. Without your snark and crazy media updates, this site will NOT be the same and I won't be enjoying it half so much.

I wish you all the best and will miss you more than you will know. 

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MDWG's picture

Awww...

I'll miss you! Really, I loved reading the ATWT liveblogs (You were the only way I kept up with the show.) Love, things, and chicken wings! Miss you!
Madeleine's picture

Bye Brian!

I've only been a member of this site for a short time, but I've grown to love your witty, thoughful, inappropriate and insightful take on the gay world. I'm really gonna miss you.

I wish you the best of luck, and hope you will continue to at least visit! 

You too can be saved by the blog! www.savedbytheblog14.blogspot.com 

I may be straight, but I'm not narrow.

octobercountry's picture

So sad...

Man, I'm tremendously disappointed to hear that you are leaving.  I've bookmarked the Campblood site, and will certainly be checking in there now and again...  Good luck to you!

I'm like a superhero, with no powers or motivation...

ablecane's picture

Thanks, Brian and good luck

I've been following your ATWT Nuke blog from its inception, and it has been one of my favorite features on the site.   I used to sneak peeks at it at work and then after being laid off in March, it's been one of the bright spots of the day when I've been able to watch the show live with the blog.

 

 

GeoNorth's picture

This sucks

Brian is BY FAR most entertaining writer on this site. So this strikes me as a bad move by Logo/AfterElton. Will you be posting your Blood Werk vlog on your Camp Blood site Brian? Its one of my favorites.
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Knickie's picture

Short Sighted (not to mention "sited")

Since the liveblogs are one of the best features here and since you are one of the best writers, I think this is a huge mistake. As features are reduced and good writers dumped, there's less and less reason to come here, unfortunately. I guess that will force me to get off the computer and do other things -- I don't think that was the intent, but that will certainly be the result for many. Good luck, Brian.
Javi's picture

Going to misss you Brian!!!

Oh this is a sad day indeed. I loved your blog posts and your hilarious ATWT liveblog. Every time Luke knocks over a candydish I will think of you. Thank you for sharing your incredible wit and pieces of your home life (cutie husband) with us. You will be greatly missed! Good luck in your future endeavors. (I feel like I'm writting in someone's yearbook haha). Love Ya, B! Faaaarewwweeellllllll (fades away)

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Novinous's picture

Noooo

I'm so sad to see you go, your blogs were really fun to read ! I'm gonna miss them and you, it's not gonna be the same anymore.

I wish you good luck for what will followand the rest.

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James Hillis's picture

Crazy Talented...

After you'd been writing here for a while, I told friends about this incredibly talented, totally hilarious guy on the site who something big was going happen to. Can't wait to see what it is. xo Jamie

Defft's picture

Ditto Brian

Can't say it any better than it's been said.  Miss you, miss your liveblogs, miss your writing in general.

 

Thanks for everything.

JC's picture

Brian

Thanks for the enjoyment that you've brought me. 

Words are inadequate when saying goodbye. Please keep us all informed as to where you will go. You can me to follow you wherever you go. You have the wit and the wisdom to make it big out there.

Please let us know if you are going to continue vlogging TB!

Best wishes for the future. 

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Ed Kennedy's picture

Really sad to see you go...

Brian I'm truly going to miss your humor and you seemingly endless supply of pop culture references that made this website come alive as a family. It won't be the same without you. This feels very wrong to me.

For old times sake, please knock over a candy dish on the way out...

Jamie's picture

Farewell

Anyone that chooses True Colors as their going away song is alright in my book!

All the best to you Brian.

atweaver's picture

We'll miss you.

But maybe you'll drop in and post in the comments occasionaly to let us keep track of you.
author of Acceptance: One Man's Quest  -- before Alex's family can accept his sexuality, he has to first find himself
msark's picture

You will

You will be missed. Good Luck in whatever you do in the future. Hope to see come back one day :].
Fleur-de-Lys's picture

Take care!

Whatever you're up to next, I hope that it leads you somewhere good. I'll miss you and I'll follow campblood. (Admit it, this is just a marketing hoax to get more readers there! ;) )

All the best,

Mareike

Anomic's picture

Dude! I liked your posts!

Dude! I liked your posts! Not cool!

Good luck, man! Rock on.


"Why blame the dark for being dark? It is far more helpful to ask why the light isn't as bright as it should be." - Rob Bell

Oracle's picture

Just one more thing to blame on Bush

Stupid Economy. Wanna kick it.

Brian, your inimitable presence will be sorely missed around here. As tempting as I'm sure it is to wanna kick your feet up and spend a good long while detoxing from daytime soap coverage and whatnot, I just want you to keep in mind that I (and countless others, undoubtedly) will be refreshing our feed readers constantly hoping for CampBlood updates so we can score our daily BJ fix.

"BJ" as in your initials, not . . . *sigh* . . . everything I say comes out dirty, even when I don't mean for it to.

Blue Skies, man. Best of Luck!!!

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Bill S's picture

Farewell & Good Luck

Your humour will be missed. 

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Jywoi's picture

Good Bye

We will miss you! How can we go on living without your incredible ATWT liveblog? And your True Blood vlog? (I don't even watch the series but I still watch your vlog)

 Good Luck, I wish you the best. 

bambino italiano's picture

A part of After Elton just die......

Seriously economy downturn or just a lame excuse ? I'm not bitter. Best wishes and best of luck to Brian. Now go enjoy your second honeymoon!!
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netogeno's picture

Good bye Brian

You will be severely missed, your witty, knowledgeable and entertaining wirting is what made me take notice of the site and it is a sad loss to all of us. You are one of the best gay snarky bloggers out there.

I wish the very best to you and your hubbie.

Dave's picture

Brian, I can't believe you're leaving...

When Steven Frank's postings became more and more infrequent, I took solace in the fact that I still had your ruminations to keep me sane. Now what am I going to do?

 Good luck with all that is to come.

Dave

kcwin's picture

You're the best!

It sort of feels like you got voted off the island, but the world awaits you. I have been on that train before. Wishing you the best of luck.
quadro2000's picture

Goodbye and Good Luck

Goodbye and good luck with everything... I'm going to miss your crazy sense of humor around here to make me laugh throughout my day
Anthony's picture

Goodbye Brian!

True Blood hasn't even aired over here but I adored your recaps. I'm going to become a frequent visitor of Camp Blood, like I should be already.

I think I might finally strt really appreciating how bad the economy is now. 

"In spite of language, in spite of intelligence and intuition andsympathy, one can never really communicate anything to anybody"-AldousHuxley

gabriel oak's picture

You Will Be Missed

This isn't fair at all! I am not into horror but I will definitely check out Camp Blood.

Keep writing and I hope you will be sharing your witty comments at another site soon.

I will miss your cute photo which doesn't seem to appear over at Camp Blood.

 

 

 

giovannif7's picture

Let me join the chorus

and wish you a Bon Voyage. Thanks for all the laughs, and for keeping us well entertained. You have a special gift, and I look forward to following your path from here.
famguyrules90's picture

Not fair

I only just joined and now youre leaving me! Nooooo. I'll miss you and your blogs dearly. 

xXx

My tonuge would catch your tongue...were the world mine :-)

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JusticeGH's picture

All the best

So sorry to see you go, Brian!

Your ATWT liveblogs are brilliantly funny (way more entertaining than the show itself, generally). 

Best of luck in your future endeavors!  You'll be missed 'round here.

notoriouslyunique's picture

:'(

Bye Brian

gonna miss your liveblogging the most

Aussie54's picture

So sorry to see you go

I can't believe you got laid off.  I was like Triplicate Guy, waiting to see what fabulous job you'd chosen over this one, and I'm shocked to see that your position's been eliminated.

You'll be sadly missed.

All the best for wherever life takes you now. 

Bountiful's picture

you'll be missed around here

I've appreciated and enjoyed your presence here. Best of luck with everything in the future. 
C2.'s picture

^-^.

Well, as i once read, those who walk the Yellow Brick Road will make their dreams come true. However, that is easy way. Making your own path sounds far more fun. Hopefully, you do not catch a cold or attacked by nasty baddies out there walking  off the path. But i am sure you can do it, you have lots of friends to help you; Joey the Vampire, Joe Zaso, Andy. Oh, & Sam Merlotte can be your Toto!! Now you get need some ruby/silver shoes & a checkerboard apron...

Oh my. Seems i am getting a bit too excited.

Well, either way i hope that you get to where it is your heart desires. Be sure to send a post card when you get there!!

<3.