How's it hanging, Ashton Kutcher?

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While digging for pictures of Ashton Kutcher this morning (just another day at the office, Ma...) we came across some interesting shots of the gay-friendly, Twitter-enhanced actor on the set of the upcoming movie 5 Killers in Nice, France. (Pronounced "Niece". It's French, bitch!)

We're not sure what has the actor hanging off a ship in swimming trunks, but apparently they're making co-star Katherine Heigl carry the rest of his clothes in her gigundous purse:

Maybe he's climbing aboard Larry King's freighter to escalate their ongoing media battle. (Tip: Open the sarcophagus and expose his sleeping form to sunlight!!) Might this be the project for which Ashton recently had his chest waxed? I'm sure he would have Twittered this adventure as well, were he not busy holding on to an anchor chain for dear life.

More pics below!