IMHO "The Grammys": A little bit rock-and-roll, a little bit country, a lotta bit lame

Okay, did anyone aside from me suffer through the 7 1/2 hours of awfulness that were the Grammys last night? Seriously. Granted, the awards have been obsolete for about 15 years now and each year the telecast draws a resounding "What, those things are still on?" from just about everyone, but last night they still somehow managed to happen.

Of course, there was absolutely nothing whatsoever gay about anything that went on, because no self-respecting gay man would find himself within 50 yards of so much bad music, bad fashion or Coldplay.

But there were a few hot moments worth discussing, nonetheless...

MIA's baby: Okay, this girl is officially hardcore. Is it just me or did all the boy rappers on stage with her avoid standing directly downstage in the event that her water broke during the chorus? They were terrified!

Jennifer Hudson's lobster bib: Seriously, girlfriend looked gorgeous but what the EFF was she wearing? At least she didn't get any hot butter on it.

Radiohead: Their performance with the Sean Cody Marching Band was pretty amazing, I gotta say. 

Coldplay: They somehow managed to make the Sgt. Pepper outfits even gayer, but unfortunately did not make themselves any less annoying in the process.

Best WTF Winner of the Night: Kathy Griffin may have lost to a dead guy in her category (George Carlin), but at least Tia Carrere won for Best Hawaiian Album. I'm thinking it's just payback for her criminally overlooked cover of "Ballroom Blitz" from Wayne's World 2.

Any other thoughts?