Join us this Sunday for our Oscars Liveblog

Humbert thanks the Academy 

That's right, this Sunday night brings us the gayest major television event since the Puppy Bowl, and we will be here to liveblog every gay-significant, gay-seeming and gay-adjacent moment ... which, considering that Milk is up for eight awards and Hugh Jackman is hosting under the firm directorial hand of gay filmmaker Bill Condon, should pretty much be the whole shebang.

At 7PM EST (Sharp!) be sure to come by for the last hour of red carpet inaninity and of course the show itself. There will be games, guests and maybe even a prize to be had (unlike Daniel "Warbucks" Leary, my broke ass can't splash out for no Starbucks card), and of course lots of spirited discussion at every glitter-encrusted, jazz-handed turn.

Plus, live pictures from the Saddest Oscar Party in the World (both the cats will be dressed up!), last-minute theme recipes (Corndogs Millionaire! Sean Penne Pomodoro!), drinking games and plenty of typos.

You'd be a slumdog to miss it.