That's right, folks: Two Nukes in a row!

When we left the boys yesterday, they were rounding second base when a knock came at the door...

Policeman: I'm Officer Chastitybelt from the Oakdale PD. We received an anonymous tip that there may be some bed-jumping going on in this here bungalow.

Noah: No, sir. We were actually seconds away from consummating our gay love.

Policeman: Oh. Well, in that case, sorry to disturb you. Oh, and by the way ... your homicidal dad has escaped from prison and your wife is missing. Goodbyyyyyyyyye!

And with that he jumped on his unicorn and flew off. What will the boys do now that Captain Pervy is back on the streets and Ameera may be with him? Is this proof that she's in cahoots with him, or is she another innocent victim?  

To find out the answers to these questions and more, click through the break and refresh for updates! 

And they're off!

2:55PM EDT: Preview Time! No Nuke tomorrow, but it looks like things pick up again on Friday. We'll be here! 

2:53PM EDT: Luke points out that there are cops surrounding the house and that every move they make will be watched. Noah agrees that they need to tell the cops what they know.

Luke tells him that this isn't how he thought the day would end and that they're going to get through this.

And they kiss, and Luke heads out.

How much do I love that I can just say it offhand like that? Please tell me I can flush that shark down the toilet...

Noah's phone rings, and it's Ameera. He asks where she is and if his father is with her, and the call drops. Noah goes to Luke's laptop, looks up the address, and calls the airline for a flight to NYC. 

2:48PM EDT: Emily: "This has to stop, you hiding under my desk sucking on my toes while I'm trying to talk to your father!" Seriously, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...

Emily tells Butters to put his clothes back on because he's distracting her (Uh, us, too ... bless the man!) and tells him that they can't sleep together anymore. 

Okay, who is this pretty old lady who owns the shop where Sophie is selling her macaroni necklaces? I think she's my new favorite character and love how after Sophie's second sentence to her you can tell she's running through grocery lists in her head.

Luke's doing a reverse phone lookup and finds that Ameera had called a house in Brooklyn and they jump up to hop on the next Greyhound. Oh st*t! Ameera, get in the pantry!

One last close-up of Butters' torso as he pulls his shirt on, and Emily tells him that he can still have his job back if he can work without benefits. Really? Not even 401k? Oh ... she means those kinds of benefits ...

2:39PM EDT: Noah finds Ameera's cell phone and points out that she may have left it as a clue for them. He checks out her call history ... Noah, Noah, Statesville Penitentiary, Noah, 800-588-2300 (Empire today, carpet tomorrow!), Noah, and a strange 718 number. Luke immediately recognizes the area code as New York, because he's been memorizing area codes as a way of taking care of his ongoing case of blueb-- er ... sexual frustration.

For the record, he's right ... 718 is actually MY area code. Okay, I'd admit it ... Ameera and I have been exchanging recipes!

Emily tells Tom that "Casey is a big boy." Heh. Heheheh. 

2:30PM EDT: Noah points out that the note didn't seem like something Ameera would write, as she used the word "annulled", which he's never said before, and didn't start the letter with "Back in St. Olaf...". He suggests that Pervy made Ameera write the note, and Luke says maybe they wrote it together. Luke says they should let the cops handle it, and Noah says no way, he's looking for her himself and he wants Luke to help him. 

Wow ... we're actually going to have to watch Hotprechaun and Allie study biology ... in the non-euphemistic sense.

Casey is gnawing on Emily's foot like a chew toy. She tells Tom that she'd be willing to give Casey his job back if he was interested ... she must have some pesky corns that need some extra work.

2:22PM EDT: Hey, if I order the Buxton Organizer can I get the free digital message reminder pre-programmed with that woman's voice saying "Butter ... milk ... eggs ..."? 

2:20PM EDT: Noah and Luke get into a fight, with Noah defending Ameera and Luke pointing out how suspicious it all is. Noah does make a good point when he mentions that Ameera is more likely to be at risk than anything given Pervy's track record, and says that Luke should understand that better than anyone. Does this mean that he took Ameera camping? He was wearing his hunting vest...

2:17PM EDT: Emily ties on her Diane von Furstenberg and suddenly Butters dashes across the room in boxer briefs for no apparent reason other than to make me very happy (Butterbuns!). He careens into a table and runs back to the other side of the room, and she stuffs him under her desk. Uh, I've seen enough Police Academy movies to know where this is going.

Tom arrives and Emily plays it cool until Butters starts nibbling on her leg under her desk. And Emily, can you please tuck your bra into your dress?! The AFA is watching!

Noah explains the letter to Officer C*ckblock Chastitybelt and he tells Noah that his father may be armed by now. There was a sale on Toaster Strudels at the White Hen! Then the officer throws out a couple of bizarrely innuendo-ridden lines like "There's a major Manhunt underway" and "I've got a unit watching the place", and then he leaves.

When he's gone Noah's all, "Why are you being so mean to my wife?" Luke, draw him a diagram, will ya?

2:09PM EDT: Mrs. Kardashian tells Meg that she shouldn't worry about her, that just she tripped over something, didn't eat lunch, and wore herself out with shopping while undergoing chemotherapy. Yep, sounds like she's taking perfectly good care of herself.

Emily is draped over Butters and going on about how she should hire him again so that she could pay him for sex (or something), and someone knocks at the door. Oop! 

2:06PM EDT: Noah and Luke invite Officer Chastitybelt in and he suggests that they're suspects. Noah explains that he's not in contact with his dad and the Officer tells him that he escaped, perhaps with outside help. They mention Ameera, and explain to the officer that they think that Ameera may have been kidnapped.

Hotprechaun! 

Butters and Emily are getting it on on the floor of what might be her office.  

Noah and Luke tell the fuzz that Ameera is Iraqi and that she knew Pervs when he was in the service. The cop says that that makes her "a person of extreme interest." Uh ... he clearly hasn't had to sit through any of her "back in St. Olaf" stories ...

Luke mentions the letter, which Noah doesn't seem too thrilled about. That's it, Luke! Trip her and run! 

Meanwhile, one of the Mrs. Kardashians comes out of a shop in Maddie Alley and swoons.