News, Reviews & Commentary on Gay and Bisexual Men in Entertainment and the Media

UPDATED: Liveblogging Project Runway at Fashion Week: Sending a "Fashion Don't" to do the Fashion Police's job

That's right, yours truly are among the 900 or so other rabid Project Runway fans in attendance at today's final runway show for the remaining contestants. I'm breathing the same air as Heidi Klum! I may get close enough to Nina Garcia to stuff her in my sleeve and take her home with me! And I may even be able to see the clothes from my seat, which will doubtless be at least three blocks away.

UPDATED: Here's the whole liveblog (it goes bottom to top ... no, that's not a euphemism) and a few of my wretched pics. Did I say wretched? I meant "endearingly amateur". Hell, I was juggling my texting, cameraphone, digital camera and iPod, so cut me some fracking slack. I was like Roy Cohn in Angels in America with his damn phone.

Anyway, highlights: Christian's fetish foxhunt, Rami's phlegmball, Posh Spice.  

Enjoy! 

 

  • And we're out. First reaction is that Christian took it, then Jillian. But what do I know, I'm wearing a teeshirt from a dollar store.
  • K, christian won the crowd. It was very Bitches of Sherwood Forest but it was hot. about 1 hour ago from txt

  • The first color we see os a HUGE cream scarf thing that totally obscures the model's face. She looks like a fetish Santa Claus about 1 hour ago from txt

  • OMG about 1 hour ago from txt
  • Wow. No color. Not a drop. about 1 hour ago from txt

  • All back, cinched waists, huge shoulders, hats. It's like an S&M foxhunt. about 1 hour ago from txt
  • He just said the audience looks fierce. Boy knows his way around a catchphrase about 1 hour ago from txt
  • Christian. Feeeeeaaaaaaazzzzzz about 1 hour ago from txt
  • His final dress is an intricate black gown with odd circular patterns on the hips. Kind of a couture version of Princess Leia buns. about 2 hours ago from txt
  • Olives, scarlet, black. A lot of the draping reminds me of statuary but the pallette is a bit stodgy for me about 2 hours ago from txt

  • Rami's stuff plays with silhouette. Polymorphic? Dysmorphic? Mighty Morphin Power Ranger? Somethin like that. about 2 hours ago from txt
  • He gets a huge phlegmball in his throat and has to stop. I said no yogurt before the show! about 2 hours ago from txt
  • He thinks women should be cherished. about 2 hours ago from txt
  • Next up: Rami about 2 hours ago from txt
  • I think jaslyne from top models was in her show about 2 hours ago from txt
  • She's scoring with the coats. Lots of pleating, very intricate. Crowd seemed to like. about 2 hours ago from txt
  • A few of her models have funny trojan helmet hats on with cockscomb things. WTF? about 2 hours ago from txt

  • Lots of metallics. Black and white. Sixties parisian, maybe? Eh what do I know. about 2 hours ago from txt
  • Wow. Gorgeous tailored stuff. about 2 hours ago from txt
  • On to Jillian about 2 hours ago from txt
  • Someone had Mildred Pierce on a loop in the studio about 2 hours ago from txt

  • This is some drama about 2 hours ago from txt
  • Kind of marie antoinette goes cowgirl. Now we're onto scarlet. Severe, drmatic stuff. about 2 hours ago from txt
  • Indigo sheath dress with enormous victorian screenprint is first dress. Lots of indigo, fringe about 2 hours ago from txt

  • Yaaaaaay Chris! I'd know that hitchcockian silhouette anywhere! about 2 hours ago from txt
  • I guess they're jodphury? Very Gatsby, overall about 2 hours ago from txt
  • A few of her pieces have weird poochie hips. Like you could steal dinner rolls in them. about 2 hours ago from txt
  • Her stuff is slinky and feminine. Lots of purple and iridescents. Ruffly. Kind of flapperesque. about 2 hours ago from txt

  • Sweet pea is first!! about 2 hours ago from txt
  • Yep, Posh is the celeb judge. Heidi is all rocker. about 2 hours ago from txt
  • Posh is as big as a bug, btw. about 2 hours ago from txt

  • Meryl Streep?! Girl! about 2 hours ago from txt
  • Yep she the celeb judge I bet about 2 hours ago from txt
  • Holy eff Posh Spice about 2 hours ago from txt
  • NeeeeeeeeeeenaGarceea!! about 2 hours ago from txt
  • ted allen, ana gasteyer, william sledd, trentisthenewpink about 2 hours ago from txt
  • The swag bag is mostly haircare products. Have you seen this dome?? about 2 hours ago from txt

  • Malan Breton is rooting for christian too. He's the sweetest gay vampire I've ever met! about 2 hours ago from txt
  • Got a lovely pic with my real camera of the couple to upload later about 2 hours ago from txt

  • Chatted w Jack and Dale. Jack's seen christian's collection and is voting for him about 2 hours ago from txt
  • Ooh! Kayne too! about 3 hours ago from txt 
  • Jay from 1 and Nick from 2 just walked by too fast for a pic about 3 hours ago from txt
  • We'll just leave it at that. At least he wasn't crying....yet about 3 hours ago from txt
  • Ooh, Ricky just brushed past me, and marion, the extra from OLIVER! ricky's overlarge hat du jour is magenta patent. about 3 hours ago from txt
  • standing next to a crying baby. This has gotta be the only frakking infant at fashion week and I get put next to it. about 3 hours ago from txt
  • Dale is still rockin the hawk, btw. Adorable. about 3 hours ago from txt
  • And I'm in. The Bryant Park fountain is full of gift bags. Just the way the artist would havewanted. about 3 hours ago from txt
  • Oo! Jack Mack and Dale just arrived! about 3 hours ago from txt
  • Just occurred to me on the train that I really should have stayed up all night making a SAVE RONNIE t shirt to wear to this thing... about 4 hours ago from txt
  • Alrighty ... Found some pants and I'm off to the tents! Insert "camp" joke HERE. about 4 hours ago from txt

 There's more candid pics after the jump!

 

Chris' collection

Victoria Beckham (in the orange dress)

Tyson Beckford

The back of Dale Levitski's mohawk

Bryant Park fountain full of gift bags

The crowds at Bryant Park

 

Can't get enough of all things Bryant Park? Look who showed at the tents on Wednesday - it's season 3 contestant Malan Breton!


Designer Malan Breton: Still got it!

Jake's picture

Are you going to reveal who

Are you going to reveal who is in the final 3?
Brian Juergens's picture

They fudge it

In past years they've had 4 designers do final collections to throw everyone off, as the final show comes before the contestants are whittled down to 3. This year there are 5 left (which is odd), so I'm guessing they'll have all 5 show tomorrow. In the final episodes they just don't show the other designers.
Jake's picture

ah alright. I just didn't

ah alright. I just didn't want to spoil it for myself if you revealed them haha. :-P
Lyle Masaki's picture

Decoy collections

What I loved about season two was that the decoy collection (Kara Janx) was the one that got the most media praise with one major trade predicting she'd win the season based on the collection.
James Hillis's picture

I'm so jealous...

You'll be able to tell your grandkids...
Dan McCallum's picture

A Request For Brian

B - can you please tackle Tim Gunn and give him a big smooch for me? Come on pal! Make it Work!
Dan McCallum's picture

Oh No!

Feel free to lay a smackdown on anyone that gives you shade up in that place (including that baby).

Let us know if you see Celestia Elisa come floating in on a hovercraft shouting like one of the aliens in Mars Attacks!

Dan McCallum's picture

Don't Make Me Call Dan Mathews

That better be fake fur on Malan's coat. Don't make me take the Acela down with a bucket of red paint - I could be there before the shows over!

Images of Suzanne Sugarbaker being knocked off the runway and rotting with her broken arm in that festering fur coat she was trapped in on Designing Women... good times.

Jason's picture

Brian, what did you think of

Brian, what did you think of my favourite woman in the whole wide world, Victoria Beckham? I am so jealous that you were breathing the same air as her! 
Brian Juergens's picture

She smelled of peaches and money

No, I have no idea what she smelled like. But she's TINY. They walked her out from backstage with all the other judges moments before the show started, so we didn't get much of a chance to see her. But she knows how to get noticed -- that orange dress could have been used to land planes in a power outage.
Gina's picture

NEIGHBORS!

Hey Brian, we stood next to each other in line today & then our seats were next to each other.  Unfortunately, it was way too hot for me to sit there & I ended up having to stand on the side to get some fresh air.  Did you have a good time today?  :)
Brian Juergens's picture

Hey, you!

That's hilarious! Love the pic with Kit Pistol, btw. I was so ticked that she got auf'd - she and Kevin had a real sense of youth and street style that I think today's show could have used more of (Sweet Pea's was the most whimsical, most of the others were gorgeous but a bit severe and some were downright stiff).

I had a great time! Sorry I elbowed you in line, hope it didn't bruise. And that lady on the other side of me got heated when you left, eh? Eek!

What did you think? I'll zoom over to your site to find out! 

Queen B's picture

Oh Look!

Oh look, it's Bi-tch-anca of Top Model in a hideous simple blue halter one-piece. I like the print though. XD

Do I just hate her or her arms are longer than her leg? hahha. I'm so mean, I love it.

Christian's fieeeerrrcccceeee! His collection is on fiyah!