Make Me a Supercuckold: Preview of tonight's "Supermodel" finale

If you're wondering exactly how it is that Bravo is going to manage to fill an entire hour of Make Me a Supermodel finale without any challenges, here's your answer: emotional sabotage!

Yes, the pretties are reunited with their loved ones, and for some it don't feel so good. Will Perry take back his tabloid-fresh, paparazzo-adjacent girlfriend? Eh, who cares ... We're really waiting to see what happens when Ronnie meets Ben's wife, April, and the two fight to the death, Highlander-style. "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!"*

Of course, our intrepid liveblogger, Dan, will be here at 10PM EDT to hold your hand through every manufactured emotional turn. Any thoughts on who will win? Will Holly's squirrel-fed good looks and backwater charm win America's hearts? Did Bronnie split the vote with their alliance? Or will Perry's sympathy play put him through to the win?

* We of course have absolutely no desire to see Ronnie ruin anyone's marriage, and the showhobromance has been dead for weeks anyway. We just don't get enough chances to reference Highlander.