Michael Stipe smiles with his eyes, beard on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon"

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Michael Stipe is just too cute.  Any type of party tricks are a bit much for my taste but I have seen people that flip their eyelids inwards, which is so gross and we can't forget all the double-jointed people or the folks that pop their bones for a laugh.  You have to remember that this is Michael Stipe, who looks actually well seasoned and work-free.  Even with the funky beard, that shows all type of character and wisdom.  You know he is one of those artist that just doesn't talk about doing something to make this a better world but he shows and proves.  Between him and Moby, I don't know who is going to make better babies for women that might not want a husband or boyfriend for their baby daddy.  Maybe just some really smart and sensitive guy, with good bone structure.  I think Michael would be the kind of guy that you could cuddle up on the couch and watch Animal Planet with.  Meanwhile he is feeding you some creative vegan dip and chips and just caressing and rubbing your entire body and not leaving out on inch of your body.  Just looking at his limbs and knowing just how the man gives off this 'genius vibe', I'm just guessing that the sex would be so intense and completely amazing.  I just love him. 

Haha, I actually find even cuter the fact that jimmy fallon also tries and he just ends up making the sweetest little smile.