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"Millionaire Matchmaker" loves her gays, all of whom were extras in "Cruising"


So we've long been aware that in the season finale of Millionaire Matchmaker, aggressively-banged, vaguely horrifying gold-digging guru Patti Stanger (even the name is a thing of beauty, isn't it?) would take on her first gay millionaire client, which would mean that we'd actually have to watch the show and talk about it.

We've been looking forward to this day like most people look forward to their first colonoscopy.

The above clip, where Patti learns about the faaaaabulous new client, doesn't disappoint. While Patti immediately professes her love of "the gays", she then reveals that said gays are apparently the guys from the Blue Oyster Bar in the Police Academy movies, because they still go to bathhouses and have no control over their crazed gay libidos.

Luckily her considerably more tuned-in staff sets her to rights about the modern gay, but I'm still not exactly looking forward to seeing what she does with these guys.

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