Our wishlist for the upcoming "Grey's Anatomy" video game

First off, we're not just making this up: the official Grey's Anatomy video game is being developed right now by some lunatic asylum that goes by the name Ubisoft (at this news, damn right I be soft! ZING!) for Wii, NDS and PC.

To be honest, why anyone would even want to watch the show at this point is beyond me, much less play a videogame where they actually have to inhabit Seattle Grace's herd of self-obsessed doctors, but whatevs. Since it's a done deal, we figured we'd at least weigh in with our suggestions as to some challenges that the game really should include if they want the gay Wii remote-swinging masses on board.

For example, how about a PaRappa the Paparazzo round? Get the right combinations to bounce, duck, and dive around shrubs and fences as you snap pictures of T.R. Knight and his boyfriend!

More suggestions, after the jump!

Where in the World is Joe the Bartender?: Grey's only recurring gay character can be harder to find than a Y chromosome at an Indigo Girls concert. In this round see if you can locate him anywhere on the premises!

Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Survive: In a stage ripped from last season's gay soldiers episode, try to make out with your dying lover for as long as you can before being pulled away by Army brass. Bonus points for not crying when you hear the bad news! 

"Faggot" Feud Round: Help creator Shonda Rhimes survive the Golden Globes by dodging F-bombs from Isaiah Washington, ducking questions from reporters and putting on a game face for the legions of red carpet photographers!